I'm in lust!

[Raven]

Saw one of these in the flesh last night, now I really, really want one!

http://www.motorionline.com/public/Album/MOTO/MOTOGUZZI/2008/guzzi%20stelvio%201.jpg

[Palmer]

do they do a 33bhp version? :D

[Raven]

Probably not :(. Not only that, but if I even suggested changing my Bike after only having had it 6 months, I would be met with threats of having my **** removed and put in a jar next to the one that conains my balls :rolleyes:.

How the hell does Chad get away with it :cool::rolleyes:

[Palmer]

Probably not :(. Not only that, but if I even suggested changing my Bike after only having had it 6 months, I would be met with threats of having my **** removed and put in a jar next to the one that conains my balls :rolleyes:.

How the hell does Chad get away with it :cool::rolleyes:


He is the son of a badger :D

[Raven]

He is the son of a badger :D

Come again :confused::confused::confused:

Why do I get the feeling I've missed a thread....:happy6:

[Palmer]

Come again :confused::confused::confused:

Why do I get the feeling I've missed a thread....:happy6:

:rolleyes::toothy7:

[Chad]

Probably not :(. Not only that, but if I even suggested changing my Bike after only having had it 6 months, I would be met with threats of having my **** removed and put in a jar next to the one that conains my balls :rolleyes:.

How the hell does Chad get away with it :cool::rolleyes:

jedi powers of persuasion:D:D:D:D:D


raven comon the dam thing is a cool looking bike from the sides and the rear but from the front













































































its a feckin FLOUNDER !!!:D

[Raven]

jedi powers of persuasion:D:D:D:D:D


Hmmm, sounds cheaper than Diamonds :teeth: :teeth: :teeth:

[Chad]

Hmmm, sounds cheaper than Diamonds :teeth: :teeth: :teeth:

stare at her peacefull sweep hand through the air................. you dont need those diamonds:D


repeat sweep of hand ...................................but that stelvio would look good with us on it:D:D:D:D

[Raven]

stare at her peacefull sweep hand through the air................. you dont need those diamonds:D


repeat sweep of hand ...................................but that stelvio would look good with us on it:D:D:D:D

Hmmm, I feel that action would be met with a tirade of abuse that could not be repeated on this site :bom:, and the general message hidden underneath all the sweary words would be a resounding "no" :rolleyes:. Hmmmm, perhaps "I just bought you a new bike, I need a new one now too" will work...:confused: :confused: :confused:

[Warthog]

I like these :toothy5: :toothy5: :toothy5::

http://www.motorbikestoday.com/reviews/Images/guzzi_rossocorsa1_large.jpg

[Rubberchicken]

jedi powers of persuasion:D:D:D:D:D

"This isn't the bike I was looking for..." *wave*


Somehow, I'm not convinced. ;-)

[Dilbert]

I like these :toothy5: :toothy5: :toothy5::

http://www.motorbikestoday.com/reviews/Images/guzzi_rossocorsa1_large.jpg

Now you're talking :thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

[Chad]

I like these :toothy5: :toothy5: :toothy5::

http://www.motorbikestoday.com/reviews/Images/guzzi_rossocorsa1_large.jpg


and dont forget these:cool::cool::cool::cool:


http://www.motoforum.cz/galerie/images/Moto_Guzzi_Griso_1024x768.jpg


lushfeckinmondo:cool::cool::cool::D

[Warthog]

And what about a little bit of...

http://www.totalmotorcycle.com/photos/2005models/2005-MotoGuzzi-MGS-01Corsab-small.jpg

Oh, go on, just little bit.....(where's the sweaty pervert smilie when I need it?).


Two years ago, I contacted MotoGuzzi and asked, nay DEMANDED, that they put the above into road bike production, or I would send them my used underwear once a week.

They have proved resilient bastids, but I am keeping true to my word and will not give up the fight. Thank goodness for Primark discount clothing is all I can say!

[Warthog]

All that said, if I had a clue about what I was doing I'd love one of these:

http://www.richcutler.co.uk/guzzi/images/le_mans_i.jpg

or one of these...

http://www.guzzikom.de/resources/Solo4.jpg

to restore... ££££££

Urals, Supermono projects, Guzzi restorations, trips to Far Eastern Russia and part time teaching do not mix... :(

[Chad]

And what about a little bit of...

http://www.totalmotorcycle.com/photos/2005models/2005-MotoGuzzi-MGS-01Corsab-small.jpg

Oh, go on, just little bit.....(where's the sweaty pervert smilie when I need it?).


Two years ago, I contacted MotoGuzzi and asked, nay DEMANDED, that they put the above into road bike production, or I would send them my used underwear once a week.

They have proved resilient bastids, but I am keeping true to my word and will not give up the fight. Thank goodness for Primark discount clothing is all I can say!tis a work of art:cool::cool::cool:


however the image of sombody opening a package full of your dirty grundies is not !!!!:-D:-D:-D

[Yeti]

splurge>>.......:D




Saw one of those new guzzis myself at the BMF. I have to agree that in all things ugly they are quite apealing somehow.

[Rubberchicken]

Sadly, not mine:

http://rubberchicken.nl/meguzzi2.jpg

Lovely light little screamer of a pushrod twin, hmmmmm. :love7:

[Warthog]

however the image of sombody opening a package full of your dirty grundies is not !!!!:-D:-D:-D


Oi!! If it was good enough for the Turner Prize, its good enough for you!

[Chad]

splurge>>.......:D




Saw one of those new guzzis myself at the BMF. I have to agree that in all things ugly they are quite apealing somehow. YOU WOULD SEEING AS YOU WAKE UP EVERY MORNING LOOK IN THE MIRROR..............point at the reflection and say............hello handsome:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Yeti]

YOU WOULD SEEING AS YOU WAKE UP EVERY MORNING LOOK IN THE MIRROR..............point at the reflection and say............hello handsome:D:D:D:D:D:D

LOL:D:D:D:D:D!


Hey you forgot the fingers click to pistol and the Elvis wink!! :thumbleft:

Give me some credit!! geeeeeeeeeezzz! :rolleyes:

Being ugly with a touch of style......now that is a class all of its own!!

Besides when was the last time you were in an oil painting!?!?!? pot?.... kettle?......black?.....

:D

We both know that the chicks dig the big ugly ones ;) :cyclops:! :thumbleft:


Oh if I had the space, time, money............I think an old Guzzi would have to be on the list.

[Chad]

LOL:D:D:D:D:D!


Hey you forgot the fingers click to pistol and the Elvis wink!! :thumbleft:

Give me some credit!! geeeeeeeeeezzz! :rolleyes:

Being ugly with a touch of style......now that is a class all of its own!!

Besides when was the last time you were in an oil painting!?!?!? pot?.... kettle?......black?.....

:D

We both know that the chicks dig the big ugly ones ;) :cyclops:! :thumbleft:


Oh if I had the space, time, money............I think an old Guzzi would have to be on the list.
:sign5::sign5::sign5:

i love it from every angle but the front but must admit i fancy a test ride on one:D

[sean]

Raven, take yourself outside and give yourself a good talking to!!!!:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

come on,..... it looks like its fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down landed on a trampoline and hit every branch on the way back up and down..............

(a bit like chad really.........Lol!)

:puke::puke::puke:

....oh did I say I dont like it?;);););)

[Raven]

Raven, take yourself outside and give yourself a good talking to!!!!:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

come on,..... it looks like its fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down landed on a trampoline and hit every branch on the way back up and down..............

In all fairness, so do I :D

[StumpyFingers]

I agree, but next to the BMW gs 1200 adv it looks better, not quite as much plastic stuck on to hide the mistakes.

[Chad]

Raven, take yourself outside and give yourself a good talking to!!!!:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

come on,..... it looks like its fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down landed on a trampoline and hit every branch on the way back up and down..............

(a bit like chad really.........Lol!)

:puke::puke::puke:

....oh did I say I dont like it?;);););)****in pot calling kettle:D:D:D:D

[nomad]

so this is where your hiding chad
mrs alps after you

:D:D:D

[Chad]

so this is where your hiding chad
mrs alps after you

:D:D:D yup im a dead man walkin:toothy3:

[loftyjohn]

Saw one of these in the flesh last night, now I really, really want one!

http://www.motorionline.com/public/Album/MOTO/MOTOGUZZI/2008/guzzi%20stelvio%201.jpg


Well Raven I bought one:blob4:http://s296.photobucket.com/albums/mm162/loftyjohn_2008/th_GUZZI5.jpghttp://s296.photobucket.com/albums/mm162/loftyjohn_2008/th_GUZZI6.jpghttp://s296.photobucket.com/albums/mm162/loftyjohn_2008/th_GUZZI3.jpghttp://s296.photobucket.com/albums/mm162/loftyjohn_2008/th_Guzpan2.jpg
http://s296.photobucket.com/albums/mm162/loftyjohn_2008/th_GuzzPan1.jpghttp://s296.photobucket.com/albums/mm162/loftyjohn_2008/th_GUZZI8.jpg

Sure does go like feckin stink:toothy7:

[samben]

Love it in the red. Beautiful looking bike Loftyjohn.:thumbright:

[Dilbert]

They look a bit odd front on in pictures, but I've since seen one in flesh so to speak and it looks an awful lot better, you just need to kick that old bloke off your bike before you can go out for a run though :D :thumbup:

[phil w]

Called into a bike shop yesterday and had one of these beasts and was mighty impressed with it. The only downside is that front light thing reminded me of a frogeye austin or something.
It also had mucho influence from 1200 GS but I bet with a nice can the Guzzi would sound gorgeous. Not a bad price either 8700 so in a couple of years when they are being discounted could be a good buy.

[Snaphappy]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, nice bike but tend to agree the lights have not been designed by an Italian with passion (Thems 'kin ugly)

I lust over one of these
http://www.tourenfahrer.de/uploads/pics/2BenelliTrek1130_01.jpg
My mate rode one up from Italy to the Intermot in Cologne 2 years ago, he was like a kid with the tuck shop keys.

[bigmac888]

Right then,


any one own or driven a stelvio, it's look's great in the flesh.. How would it compare to a varadero? Which i love, but i know what happens if i test drive it!! The cheque book will be out....

The newest model is an 8 valve? What hard luggage do they do...

[Chad]

NO ONES HAD THE BOTTLE TO TEST ONE FOR THAT VERY REASON:toothy4::toothy4::toothy4:

[bigmac888]

oh well, im going for it friday afternoon, don't tell the wife!!!!

[Snaphappy]

oh well, im going for it friday afternoon, don't tell the wife!!!!

and.............

or did your wife find out:toothy4:

[MCsanandreas]

mmmm......Guzzi's!!

i just love those two gert cylinders sticking out the sides.

[Dilbert]

and the equaly gert big zorst pipes :thumbup:

[Chad]

yup guzzi's are cool its official cos I said so:D