alpslappers wife gonna kill me for this

[Chad]

ONCE BITTEN FOREVER SMITTEN:D:D:D:D

I SENT TOM OUT FOR A RIDE ON THE FLYING SATSUMA AND HE SAID SOMTHING ABOUT BOLLOX TO THE NEW ROOF I WANT ONE OF THESE:D:D:D

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm249/KTM_dude/tomsvist017.jpg

NO CHAD PLEASE DONT MAKE ME RIDE IT IM WEAK I NEED TANGO:D

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm249/KTM_dude/tomsvist008.jpg

[stanbloke]

I tried the same trick with Meljordan, but failed:(:(. He's a right cleverclogs him.:rolleyes:


I'll get him, dont you worry.:D:D:D:D

[nomad]

you can run chad
but you can't hide
she gonna get you for this

:D:D:D

[Chad]

you can run chad
but you can't hide
she gonna get you for this

:D:D:D


ah know im going straight to hell for this one:D:D:D:D

[alpslapper]

Ha Ha Ha - I laugh in the face of temptation:

Yeah ... fair enough ... I had a spin around the block, but if you ask me, honestly, it's an overrated bag of bolts. Nothing more, nothing less...

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oh god, the way she feels between my legs, the instant response of the throttle, the balance, her gorgous curves, her delicate lines, her sweet sweet sound as she begs me to open her up more .... trust me she whispers, you'll never feel anything like it .... oh god, get theee behind me temptation ......


I WANT ONE AND I WANT ONE NOW ...


Oh well, it was a great marriage while it lasted :D:D:D

[Sharribee]

:D :D Alpslapper your going to have to earn loads of brownie points to get that you know

[alpslapper]

:D :D Alpslapper your going to have to earn loads of brownie points to get that you know

No No No - I've worked it all out on the way home :p

Right - defer the essential leaking roof repairs for 3 years

(£5,000)

Defer putting in new doors, skirtings, flooring, plastering the walls, electrics, plumbing etc

(£5,000)

Sell the dog, and the fish

(£00.29)

There ya go ... one brand new KTM with all the luggage, akro pipes, spots, and service costs for the first 3 years :thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thum bup:

I'll get her a box of chocolates and a bunch of flowers to make up for living in a building site for the next 3 years :D

She'll go for that I reckon :thumbup::thumbup:

Sorted :D:D:D:D



(dead man walking ......) :D

[Lord Vader]

If its a decent size fish i give you more for it;););)
but honestly,the only thing what would happen if you get a KTM ,you would see a lot more of chad:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:







while you wait together for the recovery truck:D:D:D

[Chad]

If its a decent size fish i give you more for it;););)
but honestly,the only thing what would happen if you get a KTM ,you would see a lot more of chad:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:







while you wait together for the recovery truck:D:D:D at least he dont ring me every ride out:mrgreen:

ring ring ....chad whys my bike doing this


ring ring...chad why are these llights flashing



ring ring.... chad its handling funny


ring ring.... chad its making funny noises....pete its a f@ckin bmw they all do that sir:thumbup:


ring ring.... chad can you bolt this on


ring ring...chad ive got this idea


ring ring.......the only reason you bought the house near me is because you knew you were getting that bavarian monster:D:D:D:D:D

you abuse my bike and then try to make good with beer and braii..............................





and it works:D:D:D:D


truth is alps found what it like to ride a sexy racy lady ...and once you done that you know that you will put up with her tempremental nature for that rush when she feels like putting out:D:D:D:D:D


yup bike are just like women:sign5:

[Chad]

oh and the pm from tom this morning read

CHAD !! YOU *******!!!

YOUR GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY HEAD!!!!!:sign5::sign5::sign5::sign5::sign5::sign5 :