National Meet Quotes

[DaveS]

Thought it might be fun to remember the famous quotes we've heard along the way this weekend.


FrancisGeoff: "Don't let me have any more whisky!", repeated Friday, Saturday and Sunday morning!


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3130/2856185795_abb49710bc_b.jpg

Raven: "What you mean I'll never need my pannier keys again as long as I've got a fork and spoon?"

He forgot his pannier keys and had left them at home, faced with no other keys working, Btbloke managed to get in, in about 2 mins with a fork and a spoon!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3176/2857018432_f728574b7c_b.jpg

[russh]

Do you want some......

Tea?

Coffee?

A bacon Sarnie?

A Bacon and Egg Sarnie?

Spaghetti Bolignase?

More Tea?

And so on throughout the weekend thanks to "BTBloke Cateing Serivice Ltd."

cheers Richard:thumbright:

[Whealie]

I forget who it was who was sent over to me by BT Bloke to ask if I had a Bay Leaf. I didn't, but the weird thing is that it was not an unreasonable request, as I had, garlic, nutmeg, garam masala, sage, thyme, oregano......., which is why BT Bloke was genuinely asking (not like sending someone off to ask for a glass hammer or a left-hander screwdriver etc).

[piguglyshandydrinker]

I heard many classic National meet quotes.

Unfortunately I was too pissed to remember them.

Phil

[Annette]

From someone who shall remain nameless - seen returning after saying his farewells.

Chad - you forgotten something mate?

Nameless - My tent:D:D:D

[doglegdon]

From someone who shall remain nameless - seen returning after saying his farewells.

Chad - you forgotten something mate?

Nameless - My tent:D:D:D


Absolutely a "top man" that bloke!:thumbup::D

[HUDDERS]

I heard many classic National meet quotes.

Unfortunately I was too pissed to remember them.

Phil


Quote Phil, carnt remember doing that :D

There are a few from V to but dont want barring from the web site :D:D

[Reevie]

Lots of People asked Steve and me why we were wearing a clothes peg each --------Cos we like hanging out together :D:D:D

[Mabels Old Man]

Just remembered this one


http://madmikey.smugmug.com/photos/372959576_6cz33-M.jpg

" I wish I had a small radio controlled submarine......................with torpedoes "

[Miss Raven]

Raven: "What you mean I'll never need my pannier keys again as long as I've got a fork and spoon?"

He forgot his pannier keys and had left them at home, faced with no other keys working, Btbloke managed to get in, in about 2 mins with a fork and a spoon!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3176/2857018432_f728574b7c_b.jpg

How stupid can you get?? :withstupid:

[Whealie]

How stupid can you get?? :withstupid:
Luckily BTBloke had a misspent youth.:D

[stanbloke]

How stupid can you get?? :withstupid:

Pah !! He's an amateur compared to some on here.:D:D:D.

Lost keys :rolleyes::rolleyes: Thats nothing, try losing your mind and see how many of your....er......er. Oh Bugger!!.:mad::D:D:D.

[Slimie]

Someone ask Lord Vader about his lost keys...

:rolleyes::thumbup::rolleyes::thumbup::rolleyes::t humbup::rolleyes::rolleyes:

-Simon

[Lord Vader]

Someone ask Lord Vader about his lost keys...

:rolleyes::thumbup::rolleyes::thumbup::rolleyes::t humbup::rolleyes::rolleyes:

-Simon
:thefinger::thefinger:

[stanbloke]

Someone ask Lord Vader about his lost keys...

:rolleyes::thumbup::rolleyes::thumbup::rolleyes::t humbup::rolleyes::rolleyes:

-Simon

Sharp Si, very sharp mate.:thumbup::D:D:D.

[Lord Vader]

Sharp Si, very sharp mate.:thumbup::D:D:D.
and you too:thefinger::thefinger::knob:

[Chad]

From someone who shall remain nameless - seen returning after saying his farewells.

Chad - you forgotten something mate?

Nameless - My tent:D:D:D

my lips are sealed but for how long i dont know:D:D:D:D

[Raven]

Pah !! He's an amateur compared to some on here.:D:D:D.

Lost keys :rolleyes::rolleyes: Thats nothing, try losing your mind and see how many of your....er......er. Oh Bugger!!.:mad::D:D:D.

Amateur? Pah! Forgetting keys and almost sliding into (read: skillfully gliding around) Whealie, I must be at least "Junior Knob" by now :rolleyes:

[Yeti]

10/10 for entertainment though! :D:D;)

Not the first time vader has lost his keys then?!?!

[Lord Vader]

10/10 for entertainment though! :D:D;)

Not the first time vader has lost his keys then?!?!
and you :thefinger::thefinger::thefinger::D














P.s. seriously considering one of these long string thingys for around my neck:rolleyes::rolleyes:

[stanbloke]

Amateur? Pah! Forgetting keys and almost sliding into (read: skillfully gliding around) Whealie, I must be at least "Junior Knob" by now :rolleyes:

Nope not even close :thumbup:.

the title of "Knob" is not dispenced lightly young Raven. your M/C control is what has let you down, far too skillful for my liking. :D

Must try Harder. :thumbright::D.

[Slimie]

P.s. seriously considering one of these long string thingys for around my neck:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Mmmmm... stylish and practical, the perfect solution.

For those with early Alzhiemers!!

-Simon

[Raven]

Nope not even close :thumbup:.

the title of "Knob" is not dispenced lightly young Raven. your M/C control is what has let you down, far too skillful for my liking. :D

Must try Harder. :thumbright::D.


Fine, I'll just throw it down the road next time :grin:

[Whealie]

Fine, I'll just throw it down the road next time :grin:
Only if I am filming from behind. You only missed me by a few inches last time round. I'd rather be following next time please. :D

[Dee Duble Yuh]

...
P.s. seriously considering one of these long string thingys for around my neck:rolleyes::rolleyes:I imagine a few people have thought of something similar over the years. :bom:

[Jacqueslemac]

P.s. seriously considering one of these long string thingys for around my neck:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Here's an idea - why don't you keep your keys in your jacket pocket?

[Lutin]

Here's an idea - why don't you keep your keys in your jacket pocket?

Nah, that'll never catch on. :D

[Mervinh]

and you :thefinger::thefinger::thefinger::D

P.s. seriously considering one of these long string thingys for around my neck:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Dont do what my freind Caroline did once working in a hotel had the master key for the rooms on a string around her neck undid a door got distracted and forgot to remove key before proceeding into room. nearly strangled herself and bent the key
Merv

[Lord Vader]

Mmmmm... stylish and practical, the perfect solution.

For those with early Alzhiemers!!

-Simon

I imagine a few people have thought of something similar over the years. :bom:

Here's an idea - why don't you keep your keys in your jacket pocket?

Nah, that'll never catch on. :D
and again:rolleyes::thefinger::thefinger:

[Chad]

Here's an idea - why don't you keep your keys in your jacket pocket?to easy way to easy no wonder the first invasions went tits up:hitler:he was running back to base to look for his bloody keys all the time:D:D:D:D

[Whealie]

Here's an idea - why don't you keep your keys in your jacket pocket?
He put them in the same pocket as Raven's Givi keys:D

[Dilbert]

My panniers came with a key for each side and a spare for each one too.............





................................cleverly taped inside the panniers

[samwise]

P.s. seriously considering one of these long string thingys for around my neck:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Don't blame me! :D

[Robster]

My favourite quote from the weekend came from a certain North Eastern gentleman reminiscing about his old "ride"...

"I loved my old scooter me. Scooters are like fat lasses, great fun to ride until your mates find out!" :D :D :D

[Raven]

He put them in the same pocket as Raven's Givi keys:D

:thefinger::D:thefinger:

[phil w]

My favourite quote from the weekend came from a certain North Eastern gentleman reminiscing about his old "ride"...

"I loved my old scooter me. Scooters are like fat lasses, great fun to ride until your mates find out!" :D :D :D
:laughing6::laughing8: Quality

[winxp-master]

My favourite quote from the weekend came from a certain North Eastern gentleman reminiscing about his old "ride"...

"I loved my old scooter me. Scooters are like fat lasses, great fun to ride until your mates find out!" :D :D :D

Who would say a thing like that? lol :D

[Whealie]

Who would say a thing like that? lol :D
I think I may have said it a few times, such as here (http://www.xrv.org.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=10511&highlight=fat+women+mopeds)

Here (http://www.xrv.org.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=14536&highlight=fat+women+mopeds)

and here (http://www.xrv.org.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=29603&highlight=fat+women+mopeds&page=2) :D

[winxp-master]

aye it's an old one but worth digging up when the conversation is right :)

[Rubberchicken]

my lips are sealed but for how long i dont know:D:D:D:D
Good thing I'm crap with names then. Priceless moment, that. :mrgreen:

[Chad]

Good thing I'm crap with names then. Priceless moment, that. :mrgreen:
dude its good to see you home safe it was a real pleasure to meet up at last:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

[Rubberchicken]

Indeed it was. :-)

Speaking of quotes:

You: "That is one comfy seat!"

http://rubberchicken.nl/foto/xrv-uk-2008/IMG_0840.JPG

:-)

[Rubberchicken]

Oh and another quote from somewhere else completely.

Met this guy:
http://rubberchicken.nl/foto/xrv-uk-2008/IMG_0868.JPG
on a 25% uphill section near Lynmouth I think it was... He was grinning, "Caught 2 coaches, one going uphill one coming downhill, with me in the middle. Didn't half upset 'em."

Took a bit of clutch slipping to get going up that hill again as well.

[Whealie]

Just found this while editing the video.

Listen for Mudwiz at the every end, just after I have fallen into the cavernous ditch, he says: "I was just coming to say: if you want pushing in"

Timing :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ2WxCyWALE

[Whealie]

This time it is me. With expletives removed I come out with:

"I blatted up there. I was all over the place. I just kept going. I thought I'm not falling off because I'm going so fast it will hurt. And I managed to stay up."

There's logic in there somewhere :confused:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsQbyKRC6aQ

[Dilbert]

This time it is me. With expletives removed I come out with:

"I blatted up there. I was all over the place. I just kept going. I thought I'm not falling off because I'm going so fast it will hurt. And I managed to stay up."


Self-preservation instinct, surprising what you can do when your s***ing yourself :D

[winxp-master]

Just coming to see if you wanted pushing in...class.

[lowflyer]

Quote

Rick Skye --- I thought chickens couldn't fly ??
Me -- Dunno, but theses ones can.
Rick Skye -- What we gonna do ??







Me --- RUN :D:D:D

[HUDDERS]

Quote

Rick Skye --- I thought chickens couldn't fly ??
Me -- Dunno, but theses ones can.
Rick Skye -- What we gonna do ??







Me --- RUN :D:D:D

So who drank all the wiskey :D:D