I Love The Name ................

[Mudwiz]

Actually, I have a skyhook in the cellar.

Can I bring my gaffer tape and cable ties? You folks have seen my bike(s), car(s), house, kids, school, oops to much information.

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[Chad]

I have special dispensation to use latex gloves.................so I don't chip my nail polish...........doesn't everyone?

oh absolutely

[Annette]

Can I bring my gaffer tape and cable ties? .

Now an emminent engineer told me at the weekend that there is no stronger fastener than cable ties..........................and there was me thinking they were just scruffy looking things for people who couldn't be bothered to fix things properly

[micksylver]

Got a spare bag of sparks for a grinding wheel. Free to good home! Buyer to collect. Any takers?

[Stormforce8]

I have special dispensation to use latex gloves.................

GULP!!!

[krisg]

Anyone seen my tub of elbow Grease.
I lost it years ago.

[Mudwiz]

I'm still waiting for my Round Tuwit.

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[Lutin]

Bloody typical! The milk's gone off and someone's eaten all the biscuits.





Never was like this in my day..............

[jasonbc]

Ah yes, the kettle. The most important piece of equipment in the workshop.
Well, that and a mug of course.

DONT YOU LOT HAVE WIFES TO PUT THE KETTLE ON FOR YOU OR IS IT JUST ME, AFTER ALL YOU DONT HAVE A DOG AND BARK YOURSELF DO YOU.

[Wee Jack]

DONT YOU LOT HAVE WIFES TO PUT THE KETTLE ON FOR YOU OR IS IT JUST ME, AFTER ALL YOU DONT HAVE A DOG AND BARK YOURSELF DO YOU.

Yes, but she makes weak tea !! I like tea you can dance on - where the spoon can stand up unsupported in the KTM ORANGE MUG !! You can dunk a whole Rich Tea biscuit in the KTM mug !!!!!!! tis shoooge !!

Bodger's tea - not that wishy-washy, best china, pinkies out, stuff !!