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    Quote Originally Posted by Mabel
    Ahh, you poor boys. If biking is like sex looking at your reponses that means you only get it in the summer months.

    As for me I'm an all weather biker
    use my bike daily no matter what the weather its sex i only seem to get in the summer!!!!!!!!!!!, don't beleive this cr*p about global warming- winters still seem bloody long to me.

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    as I made the first move .. need to expain the post .. Mabel et al .. if you bike all year round, ( I dont, but will whip it out in any weather) you will get dirty.. but your equipment takes some stick, and you need to clean it and maintain it.. but when you have used it, you are quite tired and stiff ( joints), so you put it away, often dirty and for longer and talk about what you need to do to it and what it needs and how you miss it....

    when you are using it on on a regular basis, you just have a knowing smile..

    bottom line we are all not getting enough ( of what ever makes us happy

    holistic note ( if what makes you happy hurts anyone in anyway , your rights come second)

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    Quote Originally Posted by raymo
    raymo ( I am no yoda , just full of southern comfort)
    Wow, I wish I was that philosophical after a skinful......... whenever I've had a good soaking I only spout nonsense (so no change there then)

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    at least our bikes dont complain when we look at or ride other bikes

    maybe its the other way round more sex in the winter cos we are always out on the bikes in the summer
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    Quote Originally Posted by raymo
    AHHHHHH
    as I made the first move .. need to expain the post .. Mabel et al .. if you bike all year round, ( I dont, but will whip it out in any weather) you will get dirty.. but your equipment takes some stick, and you need to clean it and maintain it.. but when you have used it, you are quite tired and stiff ( joints), so you put it away, often dirty and for longer and talk about what you need to do to it and what it needs and how you miss it....

    when you are using it on on a regular basis, you just have a knowing smile..

    bottom line we are all not getting enough ( of what ever makes us happy

    holistic note ( if what makes you happy hurts anyone in anyway , your rights come second)

    raymo ( I am no yoda , just full of southern comfort)

    Yes oh wise master. After a 12 hour gruelling shift I aint gonna argue (not until I have had afew bears anyway )
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mabel
    I aint gonna argue (not until I have had afew bears anyway )
    'kinell you're taking this sex thing a bit far aren't you?
    Bears can be dangerous you know.
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    :idea: so that's why so many folk give up biking after getting married
    flat out on utterly inappropriate tackle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mabel
    ...After a 12 hour gruelling shift I aint gonna argue (not until I have had afew bears anyway )
    Streuth you're one tough lady. 12 hours in A&E then a little bear-bating as recreation!
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    not until I have had a few bears
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