Claim to (dubious) fame.......

[Maverick]

Dammit just when I thought I had all the biggest guys as friends another freak show enters with a big head Hi Africa Twin we haven't met but I am the original South-African Tosser on the forum

[lootch67]

Dammit just when I thought I had all the biggest guys as friends another freak show enters with a big head Hi Africa Twin we haven't met but I am the original South-African Tosser on the forum

The original and still the biggest! Erm, will this comment affect you offer to help me install my oven tomorrow at all??

[Maverick]

The original and still the biggest! Erm, will this comment affect you offer to help me install my oven tomorrow at all??

No of course not dude, that's what friends are for. There might be a little something extra for you when you turn on the stove but hey who doesn't like surprises

[Chad]

The original and still the biggest! Erm, will this comment affect you offer to help me install my oven tomorrow at all??

No of course not dude, that's what friends are for. There might be a little something extra for you when you turn on the stove but hey who doesn't like surprises

[african twin]

Dammit just when I thought I had all the biggest guys as friends another freak show enters with a big head Hi Africa Twin we haven't met but I am the original South-African Tosser on the forum

Hiya Maverick You going to Chelsea Bridge next week? It'll be good to meet you - just need to make sure that I haven't taken over your roll as the S.A. tosser, even if I have the biggest f*%$£&" head!!!

[stoo]

Thanks for the advice about the Shoei lids, guess I'm gonna have to give 'em a try!! Had my nut measured today and she promised she wouldn't laugh - I'm sure she wasn't crying - there definitely was a tear in her eye!!!!! She said "Just about a XXL", I said "Great, not so big then..." she said "Ahmmmmm, almost too big for an XXL" I nearly said "*&%k!!", glad I didn't!! She then suggested a frying pan, well, a big frying pan!! Ha, ha!!

That's crazy talk.


A wok would clearly make a better starting point for a helmet.

[african twin]

Your kindness knows no boundaries

[stoo]

Not at all, it's my beer gut that seemingly knows no boundaries.


Though I really must check to see if there's a page 2 on a thread before replying, in case my dodgy quips have already been used.



By the way - are you finding the helmets tend to be too small generally, or in any particular direction.

I seem to find that most helmets aren't deep enough from front to back, so my chin is usually too close to the chinbar, and my nose is pushed up against the visor.

The flip front helmets are all worse than the fixed front helmets, as the latch mechanism is nearly always in front of the chin.


My Shoei XR1000 is only an L, yet an XL of the Shoei Synchrotech flip front is too small for me!

Maybe the Roof Boxer type helmets might be worth a look if you're particularly keen to have a flip up lid - I think they fasten at the sides.

[Chad]

Not at all, it's my beer gut that seemingly knows no boundaries.


Though I really must check to see if there's a page 2 on a thread before replying, in case my dodgy quips have already been used.



By the way - are you finding the helmets tend to be too small generally, or in any particular direction.

I seem to find that most helmets aren't deep enough from front to back, so my chin is usually too close to the chinbar, and my nose is pushed up against the visor.

The flip front helmets are all worse than the fixed front helmets, as the latch mechanism is nearly always in front of the chin.


My Shoei XR1000 is only an L, yet an XL of the Shoei Synchrotech flip front is too small for me!

Maybe the Roof Boxer type helmets might be worth a look if you're particularly keen to have a flip up lid - I think they fasten at the sides.

but the roof boxer is crap and bloody un comfy

[stoo]

but the roof boxer is cr*p and bloody un comfy

Fair enough - I only know of one bloke that's got one, and he's happy with his... although he's clearly got no taste - he's even got a KTM.