Friends- Not like this

[Man up North]

Hi, Just a rant about friends, the ones you cant get rid of, like the wifes mate, I can't stand her, She never shuts up, when you answer her she suddenly changes the subject if she's not bothered about your reply. She won't take a hint and p*ss off when all I want to do is spend time with the wife, I could strip naked in front of her and she would still carry on talking as if nothing happened. I could be talking to the wife about going out somewhere and she will immediately invite herself.
She wakes us up in the morning early as I work till 3-4am then wonders why I snap at her when I'm tired, she's sitting here now showing the wife photos that we've both seen a hundred times before. My wife ran the bath over an hour ago and still has'nt been in yet, i'm off to work soon (YIPPEE) Peace and quiet, feel sorry for the wife So apart from coming right out and politly telling her to F*ck off and get a life.

Has anybody got any friends like this, God I hope not

[Man up North]

Please no daft comments about the stripping thank you

[Austin]

Hi, I could strip naked in front of her and she would still carry on talking as if nothing happened.

Just do it. you know you want to

[Chad]

Hi, I could strip naked in front of her and she would still carry on talking as if nothing happened.

Just do it. you know you want to

yeh and swing yer cock from sisd to side shouting a war cry

the wife had a freind like that i put up with her about three times then she popped round one evesaid the wrong thing and i gave her both barrels funnie thing is her hubby is a really nice bloke she told him about it so he came round and thanked me for doing the thing he never had the bottle to do

so go on mate blast her out the feckin water

[willb]

You could always follow the french school of politeness.

Say nice things but in such a way as to be obviously rude!

I've done this a few times and have now been told never to be polite.

[squirrelciv]

Next time she pops round, admit defeat and bugger off on your bike for a couple of hours

My beloved has a mate, who isn't necassarily nasty, just got a really irratating, cuts right through you, sort of voice. Usually my que to up sticks to the garage, or pop out for an icecream (beach =20mile ride away ) I'm getting to quite like her

[jabba]

Why dont you confess your undying love tell her life will never be the same without her then one of too things will happen your wife will accuse her of trying to take her man ergo she gets the boot or she will run out the house in shock never too return

[Maverick]

She wakes us up in the morning early

That would about be the last time she would ever be around in our house, I ask her to pick a window, if she wants to know why..."Coz you leaving darlin"

Have you discussed the issue with your wife and tell her it interfere with your relationship to a point that you just can' stand it anymore? Hopefully she will be reasonable enough to understand that the two of you just need some quiet personal time with each other as well. Is the friend married or in a relationship? If not start setting her up with blind dates untill shes to scared to visit

[captaincaveman]

make a pass at her, ya wont see her for dust

[AT Kid]

If you hear she's going to be visiting, arrange to have to meet someone somewhere.....or
Let off a reeeeeeealy bad fart next to her, then accuse her of doing it, then whenever you see her, keep asking what the foul stench is....basically imply that she stinks so that she gets paranoid about herself and will be to embarassed to visit.