oh my head hurts now

[Chad]

I had 12 bottles of whisky in my cellar, and my wife told me to empty the contents down the sink, or else....!
I withdrew the cork from the first bottle, and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I extracted the cork from the second bottle and I did likewise, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I withdrew the cork from the third bottle and emptied the whisky down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank.
I pulled the cork from the fourth sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass, and poured the cork down the bottle, and drank the glass. I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.
When I had emptied everything, I steadied the house with one hand and counted the bottles, corks, glasses and sinks, which were 29. To make sure I counted them again, and when they came by again I had 74, and as the house came by I counted them again and finally had all the houses, bottles, corks, glasses and sinks counted except one house and one bottle which I drank.

[Robster]

Hehehehehe I like that

[Sharribee]

[Rubberchicken]

Starts off like a horror story, though

[DaveS]

Starts off like a horror story, though

Yep I was very concerned for a spit second!

[chronyx]

Quality

[Mervinh]

Was that not originally written/performed by Dennis Thatcher
merv

[alpslapper]

[SteveWilko]

Starts off like a horror story, though

I would have opted for the OR ELSE

[Whealie]

This is above the toilet at my outlaws' house, along with another funny about whisky and my father-in-law's charge sheet when he, as a farmer, was charged with "possessing dangerous parts".