Random banter, completely unconnected with anything - NWS

[Whealie]

Originally Posted by btbloke
sounds like a plan.............................................n ow lets wait for life to throw a spanner in the works and ...................oh i'm such a pessimist

talking of spanners etc, I've got to have me nuts tightened (ie vasectomy) sometime between july and august. now I know real men go and have it done in their lunch break and go back to the rodeo riding in the afternoon, but this is me and the thought of anyone with a sharp object going anywhere near my bits is scary to say the least.
so come on lads will i be able to ride within days?weeks?or should I put it off till after the weekend away .....................

Sore for a few days, a week at the outside. There are also scars so sitting on a bike and bouncing around won't be recommended. I went back to work after two days, albeit walking like John Wayne.
Main thing to remember about the BIG V is that it takes a months or so to clear the old sperm out of your system, so no immediate unprotected sex. They do sperm tests for weeks after until they get three in a row that are clear of any sperm. You'll be back on the bike fatser.

[Robster]

Main thing to remember about the BIG V is that it takes a months or so to clear the old sperm out of your system, so no immediate unprotected sex....

I suppose technically one could hurry that along oneself?!






I'll get my coat.

[Cabby]

"You Sir are drunk!"
"Ahhh yes Madam, but you are ugly and in the morning I at least shall be sober!"

This Winston Churchill Quote......

I can't believe that it finished like that, she must have replied to that !!!!!

"YOU'RE NO OIL PAINTING YOUR SELF, YOU FAT UGLY DRUNKEN OLD

FART !!!!!!!!"

I mean...most of that would be true in the morning too....wouldn't it?

Great War leader....But you have to admit.........

Face like a dogs arse with a hat on it.......


INCOMING !!!!!!



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[Wee Jack]

"You Sir are drunk!"
"Ahhh yes Madam, but you are ugly and in the morning I at least shall be sober!"

This Winston Churchill Quote......

I can't believe that it finished like that, she must have replied to that !!!!!

"YOU'RE NO OIL PAINTING YOUR SELF, YOU FAT UGLY DRUNKEN OLD

FART !!!!!!!!"

I mean...most of that would be true in the morning too....wouldn't it?

Great War leader....But you have to admit.........

Face like a dogs arse with a hat on it.......


INCOMING !!!!!!



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FACE LIKE A BULLDOG LICKING PISS OFF A NETTLE !!! (WC not you)

[Xander]

Sorry but last post removed, but I'm sure that Rubberchicken will share it all with you in private

Kymmy

AHHH NOW I REALLY WANT TO KNOW


Also Simon... Bugger Dude!, I already had planned for you to take anubis for a spin to try out the screen, seat, and shockers! oh well maybe next time around.. it would be good to see a 6 foot plus dwarf though!

[Wee Jack]

AHHH NOW I REALLY WANT TO KNOW

I got a sneak peek at it before kymmy got to it ..........

so ya-boo - na-na-na-na-na-naaa , I know something you don't know !!!!

[Cabby]

It was just George Bush and a bunch of arseholes

[Xander]

so the offensive part was a picture of george bush right!?!? cus in comparison.. the AH is quite nice!

[Chad]

Originally Posted by btbloke
sounds like a plan.............................................n ow lets wait for life to throw a spanner in the works and ...................oh i'm such a pessimist

talking of spanners etc, I've got to have me nuts tightened (ie vasectomy) sometime between july and august. now I know real men go and have it done in their lunch break and go back to the rodeo riding in the afternoon, but this is me and the thought of anyone with a sharp object going anywhere near my bits is scary to say the least.
so come on lads will i be able to ride within days?weeks?or should I put it off till after the weekend away .....................

oooh where are you going to get it done i had mine done by the butcher of bagdad at southend on sea and was off my feet for a week and a half

ive alway vowed if i see that ******* walking down the road im going to bonnet him

other than that its the best thing ive ever done..wifeys got no excuse to say no

most have no problems just do whats been advised by my mate get the surgeon nuts in your fist and tell him anything you feel he will feel

[Dilbert]

oooh where are you going to get it done i had mine done by the butcher of bagdad at southend on sea and was off my feet for a week and a half

ive alway vowed if i see that ******* walking down the road im going to bonnet him

other than that its the best thing ive ever done..wifeys got no excuse to say no

most have no problems just do whats been advised by my mate get the surgeon nuts in your fist and tell him anything you feel he will feel

Had mine done years ago when they still gave you the full knock out drops, worth it for the rush and you don't feel a thing, not so much pain after either, I was up and about next day, can't say I would've been that keen on riding a bike for a few days, but no probs with driving the car