how do i get it past security

[Chad]

yesterday on the way home from work i popped into a bike shop and tried on a caberge justissimo,,it felt very comfy and the quality looked good .ive had some good reports about them any way last night im surfing away and find a place knocking them out for £115 inc postage..........and its amazing the next thing i know ones on its way to me as we speak...how the hell did that happen

vaders certain shes gonna kill me
excuses on a post card please

just for the record the site is mick byrne.com they seem very efficient i orderd last night got the emails to say the order is being processed and one about an hour later to say the order has been distpatched

[Sharribee]

Chad didnt you get a new helmet for your birthday a little while ago, if so I think Vader is right you are in big trouble. Best fess up now and get it over with, I know I would be more forgiving to Mr M that way round rather than finding out later on

[Lord Vader]

Was nice knowing you mate

[Tarka]

Just apply that classic 'Girlie Shopping Logic' and you`ll be fine.......


'A mate bought it..... but it turned out to be the wrong size for him......

Quite by chance,it`s a perfect fit on me.................

He paid £150 for it..........but was selling it for only £50.....


At that price,I just HAD to buy it.....'

[anton88]

oops - what have you done

I can see it now - Due to unforseen circumstances, toxic ******* is now for sale

I'll keep my fingers crossed for ya.

[Cabby]

None of her business Chad !!!!!!!!!!!

















INCOMING !!!!!!










I love getting older and not caring anymore...(only advantage I can think of)

[Cie]

Sell something on ebay to fund the new helmet mate. Works for me every time

[Whealie]

When it arrives, hide it in the garage and then one day say "Oh look, Whealie must have left his spare helmet here. I'll just try it on, Oh it fits. Well if Whealie has forgotten about it I might just wear it a few times." And soon she'll have forgotten about it.

[SteveWilko]

Chad...

When the new lid arrives just be a man about it and tell her.......

dont forget the choccies/vodka/flowers...... and ffs........ make sure you are wearing the new helmet at the time....

[Xander]

I saw go with the "old one" fell from the shelf and we all know that if you drop a lid from higher then a metre then you have to replace it.. cus it is not safe any more.....
And doesnt she want you to be safe.. if she says no you have they right to get all offended and turn the argument into her being uncaring..
I.e. use female tactics... "in normal times, evil would be fought by good. But in times like these, well, it should be fought by another kind of evil."