Counter Terrorism

[Robster]

The Americans have Jack Bauer, we have....John Smeaton

[Wee Jack]

Aye he has been turned into a bit of a hero up here, there is a "pledge a pint" website going , where you can log on a promose him a pint. Thats' the Scottish way Rab !!!! never mind medals - buy your heros a swalleee.

The website mentions that he keeps Ferets !!! if you can handle those wee vicious boogers - you have nothing to fear from terrorists !!

Well done John Smeaton.

[Chad]

my kind o guy

[Wee Jack]

It just gets better and better !!! there is now more of the story of the terrorist "arrest" coming to light. Seems there were a couple of bystanders involved in "pacifying" the bomber. Seems he was trying to open the valves of the gas bottles when a copper and a couple of guys gave him a kicking.

This whole story (although very serious) has fair renewed my faith in my own county and it's residents - foreign tourist tripping over each other to run away and a couple of Jocks get weighed-in because they are miffed that this should be taking place on their patch !!!

We might have pish weather but youv'e gotta admire our approach to criminal justice !!!

Welcome to Scotland - a land where third degree burns over 90% of your body , dosn't exclude you from a good kicking !!! - I love this place!!

[Hagrid]

Welcome to Scotland - a land where third degree burns over 90% of your body , dosn't exclude you from a good kicking !!! - I love this place!!

Allah by praised

[doglegdon]

Allah by praised

John Smeaton- "Peace be upon Him".
Just wait till they try and declare(as they did in Oz), that Scotland and the UK should become Islamic Republics, governed by Sharia Law. Then there'll be some "kicking", I'd even return to lend a hand(or boot).

[icenian]

Just wait till they try and declare(as they did in Oz), that Scotland and the UK should become Islamic Republics, governed by Sharia Law

erm, mate, they have done already...

[Hagrid]

erm, mate, they have done already...

Ummm... OK I've got a plan...

Cancel the Natioanl Meet... Lets all get together and start the XRV.ORG CRUSADE... !

(First stop Belgium though... Thirsty work this Crusading and I'm gonna need plenty of refreshment.... Ummmm... Leffe Blonde, yummy yummy )

OK who wants to be in charge of making the Lances?

[icenian]

Putting my miserable old politically correct git hat on for a moment...

If anyone has jokes about this that could cause offence or not be work safe, please post to the thread in Jokes
http://www.xrv.org.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=18897

[Belgian~Bruce]

First stop Belgium though... Thirsty work this Crusading and I'm gonna need plenty of refreshment.... Ummmm... Leffe Blonde, yummy yummy

The joke is in the other section but to anyone willing to cross the channel I would like to say Welcome and don't touch my beer.