Just DONT Do It!

[Hagrid]

I heard something on the Radio that got me thinking...

Right so we all know about Global Warming right, (CO2 build up in the Atmosphere blah blah blah)... But have you ever considered why there’s so much C02 up there... Cars? Manufacturing? Energy Production? All contributing factors I agree, but the real reason... You & Me... Think about it... We breath in Oxygen and Exhale Carbon Dioxide... (You're with me now aren’t you?)

But don’t worry I have a cunning plan. Lets all stop exercising! Makes sense, No? The more we exercise the more CO2 we produce… So just stop it, take your Motorbike everywhere instead

And phase 2 of the plan... Shoot all Joggers on sight... (FFS their killing our planet!).

And by no means just restricted this to Joggers, we can use this plan to eliminate all those sanctimonious ‘keep fit’ types that really annoy us with their musilli cererals and High Energy Drinks.. (Get a life!). In fact any sport that involves more than just walking should be banned... (So the English Rugby Squad are still OK to play! )

And Lads the good news with the plan... Sex will be reduced by law to only quickies... (No more of that "Do that, do this, more of that, some of that, a lot more of that and don't stop until I say so!")

So today’s moto... Just Don't Do It!

Makes perfect Sense to me... Agree?

[Whealie]

Looks to me like you've had plenty of experience of this lifestyle Fletch. Is dropping your bike a side-effect?

[Hagrid]

Looks to me like you've had plenty of experience of this lifestyle Fletch.

I am a S*x God, but obviously for the sake of the planet I'm prepared to change my ways (Bhuda maybe )

Is dropping your bike a side-effect?

Na, thats just 'cus I can't ride the bloody thing for toffee!

[Xander]

Ah Fletch you theory has a major hole in it..

Lets take two 80kg people.. One jogger one non-jogger
The jogger while jogging for one hour will produce about 29ml/min of CO2 or about 1.7lt during the run. but then for the rest of the time doing nothing at all they will have a significantly reduced metabolic rate and hence a reduced CO2 production roughly it is about 10ml/min: so that leads to a Co2 production rate of about 155l/day.

The not jogger will produce about 15ml/min of CO2 at rest so though out the day of doing nothing at all they will produce about 216l/day of CO2 a difference of 61 l/day which is quite alot:

If they then do anything like have sex they will be working at a much higher rate then the jogger and are likely to produce upwards of 60ml/min during even moderately strenuous sex.

Remembering all other activities would be less work for the jogger as well, even walking to the fridge to get a beer is less work for the jogger. It would take a massive difference in muscle mass to make up for the in inefficiency of the non-joggers mitocondria.


Then the most important bit.. Do you really want to have sex with a really fat person!?!!?! I am going to go for a jog now...

[Xander]

God I am a geek!!! sorry.. for the above post.. it is just my job...

[Cie]

I am going to go for a jog now...

Yeah, you really should get out more

[Wee Jack]

.......... even moderately strenuous sex.

But it's only 50% emmissions if your on your own .................

[Xander]

Yeah, you really should get out more

Yeah well you see there is the Star Trek convention next month and I have been working on my Kingon costume for like 2 years now.....and maybe there will be some girls there and i can maybe get a date,, and she will like dungeons and dragons (cus i am a 100th level wizard ....)

































YES THIS IS A JOKE!!!!!

[Whealie]

But it's only 50% emmissions if your on your own .................

50% emissions? Pass the Kleenex (no need for the man-size ones at 50% emissions)

[Hagrid]

God I am a geek!!! sorry.. for the above post.. it is just my job...

Your reply is about as useful as the bottom half of a mermaid!.. you really have gotta get out more

Isn't riding your Bike far more fun than Jogging?
(There is only 1 correct answer to this question dude, don't start with that math stuff again... )