Wish me luck.......I`m just about to WEAR a cup of coffee

[Tarka]

Don`t read this if you have a phobia of dentists........which I do...



I broke part of a tooth last week...you know,that Muesli Moment....CRUNCH,oh FECK....that wasn`t a piece of nut or seed

Buggerit.... Whats`s that sharp edge I can feel ???

You guessed it......big chunk of the biggest molar tooth missing.....right at the back and down deep.

Cue this morning....'Ooh,that`s going to be difficult to do'.....two injections....filling drilled out...pin inserted in tooth.. new filling.
Told not to put teeth together for at least two hours...

Shape of Tarka in sweat left behind on dentist`s chair .

Come home with a paralysed jaw and rubber cheeks

Now I`ve decided that I`m going to have a cup of coffee........

While unable to feel my mouth at all.......

How long before I`m WEARING the contents ????

[Maverick]

Arghhhhhhhhhhh I got the same thing and been avoiding the dentist for a while now because I just know it's gonna hurt. Now is a good time to phone all those people who annoy you and talk like a retard to them

[Stormforce8]

How long before I`m WEARING the contents ????

Nooooooooooo...............you'll make a mess on the carpet, and with your current condition that could complicate things..........

[Tarka]

Nooooooooooo...............you'll make a mess on the carpet, and with your current condition that could complicate things..........

Ah yes...but think of the PLEASURE I`d get from tidying up again......

[DaveS]

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!


I hate dentists!

[Chad]

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!


I hate dentists!

ooooooh feel for you mate they are evil people comon why would anybody want to be up to their elbows in somones trap

[Tarka]

ooooooh feel for you mate they are evil people :

Cheers fella

why would anybody want to be up to their elbows in somones trap

£43.76 for ten minutes work may be a subtle clue..............

[Cabby]

Cheers fella




£43.76 for ten minutes work may be a subtle clue..............

Young Reg (he of my avatar) broke a tooth on the rope swing in the garden on Friday.......

£40+ in the vet to give him pain killers ans anti-biotics to see him through 'til Monday when they would pull tooth for approx £150 !!!!

Picked him up from the vet last night.....took longer than expected, took 2 vets (Reg is quite a robust specimen) , had to remove some bone also...got about 1 1/2" of tooth in a bag....









£700+ To you sir !!!!!!!!





















Oh Yeah.....I'm insured !!!! (PHEW!!!)

Cost me £65..(seems like a bargain now)