Greetings from

[Mabels Old Man]

Fuertaventura.

It's bloody hot here I had to shelter from the sun lunchtime. Spanish gin is crap but as I'm on an all inclusive break I'llput up with it. On the upside it tastes like crap but it's full of alcohol.


I need the alcohol to forget my fist sight of a topless sunbather was instantly forgetable. She took her top off, lay back and left indentations in the sand either side. That's why I'm drinking.

[Sharribee]

See what did I say, bloody taunting us whilst we sit over here freezing he is gloating

[Chad]

See what did I say, bloody taunting us whilst we sit over here freezing he is gloating

i just wish he wouldnt put such scary images in my head

[stanbloke]

Fuertaventura.

It's bloody hot here I had to shelter from the sun lunchtime. Spanish gin is crap but as I'm on an all inclusive break I'llput up with it. On the upside it tastes like crap but it's full of alcohol.


I need the alcohol to forget my fist sight of a topless sunbather was instantly forgetable. She took her top off, lay back and left indentations in the sand either side. That's why I'm drinking.

#Hang on, I know her. .

[Cabby]

Time Marches On !!!!

[barftone]

Saddo! Have'nt you anything better to do than to come on here and abuse us??

[Lumiya]

That's always puzzled Jen and I.

Why do people pay good money to fly to a foreign land, then spend 49% of thier time sat inside a bar getting drunk, 2% of the time on some internet terminal telling others that they're sat in a bar getting drunk and then finally the other 49% of the time with thier head leaning on a toilet bowl somewhere between a state of snoring or puking thier guts up??

[Xander]

That's always puzzled Jen and I.

Why do people pay good money to fly to a foreign land, then spend 49% of thier time sat inside a bar getting drunk, 2% of the time on some internet terminal telling others that they're sat in a bar getting drunk and then finally the other 49% of the time with thier head leaning on a toilet bowl somewhere between a state of snoring or puking thier guts up??

We're with you on this one!!

[Whealie]

Time Marches On !!!!

Gravity waits for no man.

[Mabels Old Man]

That's always puzzled Jen and I.

Why do people pay good money to fly to a foreign land, then spend 49% of thier time sat inside a bar getting drunk, 2% of the time on some internet terminal telling others that they're sat in a bar getting drunk and then finally the other 49% of the time with thier head leaning on a toilet bowl somewhere between a state of snoring or puking thier guts up??

Not sitting in bar getting drunk sat by swimming pool time on interenet to taunt people into a response and just to upset my little girl my German fraulein is back so byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee