21st Century Schizoid Man
RD07a, reg in 2001, Black, heated grips, short screen, Scottoiler, Givi top box and panniers, DataTag, full Riky Cross crash bars, Baglux tank cover, Facet pump, mostly 200 miles to reserve and presently a lot happier since being loved up at Chad's hospital for sick ATs!
!Boris!
Mines a big red one
Should've used a .44 magnumWhat a dick head
21st Century Schizoid Man
Well, we have been wondering about how best to remove a tyre
RD07a, reg in 2001, Black, heated grips, short screen, Scottoiler, Givi top box and panniers, DataTag, full Riky Cross crash bars, Baglux tank cover, Facet pump, mostly 200 miles to reserve and presently a lot happier since being loved up at Chad's hospital for sick ATs!
The Dark One
Hmm, Steve, Merv and Basil in your own timelagged group
See my Darwin Award thread in the jokes section
Kymmy
21st Century Schizoid Man
Glad to see you've lost none of your competitive edge KymmyOriginally Posted by Kymmy
Hmm, Steve, Merv and Basil in your own timelagged group
See my Darwin Award thread in the jokes section
Kymmy
RD07a, reg in 2001, Black, heated grips, short screen, Scottoiler, Givi top box and panniers, DataTag, full Riky Cross crash bars, Baglux tank cover, Facet pump, mostly 200 miles to reserve and presently a lot happier since being loved up at Chad's hospital for sick ATs!
The Dark One
weird thing is though I'm not competitive!!! It's just this forum brings out the bytch in me...talk to Jen I'm a little pussycat in her arms!!!!!!Glad to see you've lost none of your competitive edge Kymmy
Oh gawd I just mentioned the Pu$$y word... I'll now give it 10 miutes before fletch posts on this thread!!!
Bloody furriner
Nothing to see here, move along now 
Michel
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'89 NX650 -- R.I.P. -- Gone
'92 R100GS PD -- Now with PD tank
Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now! -- Elwood
21st Century Schizoid Man
Nurse! The screens!!!
RD07a, reg in 2001, Black, heated grips, short screen, Scottoiler, Givi top box and panniers, DataTag, full Riky Cross crash bars, Baglux tank cover, Facet pump, mostly 200 miles to reserve and presently a lot happier since being loved up at Chad's hospital for sick ATs!
Elderly Member
Don't panic Fletch, I'm there!!!
Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden.....POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.
She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life; better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life..... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!!!!
Then POOF!......she was gone!
After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back "I'm over here in the pussy willows."
Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Fred - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING...
Sir FallofaLott
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