It's Only Been ..........................

[Wee Jack]

2 Weeks , 4 days, 1 hour and 10 minutes .....

or

18 days, 1hour, and 10 minutes......

or

435 hours and ten minutes ......

SINCE I BUGGERED MY CALF MUSCLE , AND HAVN'T RIDDEN MY BLOODY BIKE ................

Only just managed to get the boots that Santa brought on to the leg last night and the right one is sore sore sore to wear.


OH SSSHHHIIITTTEEE !!! this is much worse than man flu !!!!!

And I'm reading all these ride reports - Whisky Trails!! , Salisbury plain , Holland !! FFS guys this is torture !!

[Sharribee]

Now Wee Jack, as a health care professional you know that soft tissue injuries take up to 6 - 8 weeks to heal and sometimes much longer than that.

Don't overdo it or you will end up making things lots worse.

Feet up, relax and just keep reading those ride reports

[Wee Jack]

All together now ........

I'm , pissed pissed pissed pissed pissed, pissed-off!!
pissed pissed-off
pissed pissed-off
I'm , pissed pissed pissed pissed pissed, pissed-off!!
I'm bloody pissed pissed-off

I'm Fed Fed Fed Fed Fed Fed-up
fed fed-up
fed fed-up
I'm Fed Fed Fed Fed Fed Fed-up
I'm bloody fed right up !!

[Sharribee]

Try some of these sweetie

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[Wee Jack]

Now Wee Jack, as a health care professional you know that soft tissue injuries take up to 6 - 8 weeks to heal and sometimes much longer than that.

Don't overdo it or you will end up making things lots worse.

Feet up, relax and just keep reading those ride reports

So Matron !! Do you think I should still be off work ?? - because I'm back !! - my day job is OK , I just sit on my erse anyway, but I'm back on the ambulance too - seems OK I just need to remember a bit of tubigrip over my calf before I do any heavy lifts - so far, so good. Thus far in 2008 all the heavy stuff we have had is ..... a life threatening Asthma attack lifted the four feet into a Sea King (on the air strecher) and 96 Y/O with a broken hip onto the trolly cot.

But you know that the "health Professionals" are the very worst patients!!!

[krisg]

Jack.
You could come visit me at my house and lissen to my 7 month old SCREEM for 8 hours a day and 10 Hours a night.

You'd soon want to go home and do nothing. lol.

[Wee Jack]

Jack.
You could come visit me at my house and lissen to my 7 month old SCREEM for 8 hours a day and 10 Hours a night.

You'd soon want to go home and do nothing. lol.

OOO EER !! I think your right !!!!!! that sounds painful Mate !!!!

[Lord Vader]

Now Wee Jack, as a health care professional you know that soft tissue injuries take up to 6 - 8 weeks to heal and sometimes much longer than that.

Don't overdo it or you will end up making things lots worse.

Feet up, relax and just keep reading those ride reports

Says you
May i remind you when you done your knee in
Did you do as you where told "all the time"

[Raven]

Everyone knows that KTM's deteriorate if not in everyday use, so if you want someone to bike sit ...

[raymo]

you lucky wee so n so .. soft tissue damage and in winter

recommended rubbing alcohol.... or drinkin it