I've found it!

[micksylver]

You know that black hole that tools, screws, nuts, bolts etc disappear into? Well I know where it all ends up!

In my father in laws garage!

We cleared it out 2 weeks ago, in preperation for the in-laws move out of their pub, went back in today and there was twice as much stuff! Mostly aforementioned missing ironmongery!

"The father-in-law did it!" I hear you cry. No way - he's been in a hospital bed for the last month. "The mother-in-law then". Also no - severe arachnophobia, and it's full of 'em!

So they're either breeding (which lets face it, is just frankly ridiculous!) or they are being deposited there by a randomly occuring space/time wormhole that targets ferrous metal objects.

Anyhow, as I am a basically honest person I feel I should try and return said tools to their rightful owners.

If you believe that any of these items may be yours, please apply with photo's, descriptions of any distinguishing marks, and any pet names they might answer to!

Oh, and yes, it has been a loooooooooooong day!

[steved1969]

Finally, that explains it !!!!



Answers to the name of 'Black Beauty'





Well you never know

[micksylver]

Not made it to back of garage yet, so you never know ..........

......... just to avoid confusion, in the event that "Black Beauty" does turn up, please be aware that the mileage may well be much higher than you remember it being and the tyres may be more worn than you recall.

This is probably something to do with quantum.

[j]

Yeah my Sander, DVD's and books go in the same black hole.

















He will bite

[micksylver]

Yeah my Sander, DVD's and books go in the same black hole.

















He will bite

Thanks for the warning, will wear gloves!

[steved1969]

Not made it to back of garage yet, so you never know ..........

......... just to avoid confusion, in the event that "Black Beauty" does turn up, please be aware that the mileage may well be much higher than you remember it being and the tyres may be more worn than you recall.

This is probably something to do with quantum.

Those damned butterfly's again !!!!