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    Two graduates from The Vader School of Mechanics

    I don't know why I laughed, when I've done the same thing myself with an oil sump bolt, but I did

    WARNING CONTAINS BAD LANGUAGE !!!!!!


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    Re: Two gradutes from The Vader School of Mechanics

    superb the good thing about vader is he knows his limits hits them and comes over here
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    Re: Two gradutes from The Vader School of Mechanics

    A little knowledge is a dangerous thing!

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    Re: Two gradutes from The Vader School of Mechanics

    As a young squaddie I was banned from tightening nuts on the tanks as I sheared soo many. My excuse is Im a gorilla

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    Re: Two gradutes from The Vader School of Mechanics

    Quote Originally Posted by phil w View Post
    As a young squaddie I was banned from tightening nuts on the tanks as I sheared soo many. My excuse is Im a gorilla
    my knickname used to be silverback when i was building commercial vehicles for the same reasons and as the grey hairs now coming through its never more true
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    Re: Two gradutes from The Vader School of Mechanics

    that was painfull to watch


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    Re: Two graduates from The Vader School of Mechanics

    Brought back some very bad memories.....
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    Re: Two graduates from The Vader School of Mechanics

    I think one of my old bikes was previously owned by her

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    Re: Two graduates from The Vader School of Mechanics

    It would have helped if she had tried to loosen it instead of tightening it.
    But yes I have sheared a few bolts in my time, including wheel studs.
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    Re: Two graduates from The Vader School of Mechanics

    Young squadie stories part 2
    the old Chieftain had an armoured exhaust box on the back,
    I had sheared more bolts on the back of that than anywhere else, it got to stage where drilling and re-tapping was too much hassle so bolt heads were fixed with araldite.

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