Serious news

[Whealie]

Amid all the turmoil, it is good to see the John Sergeant/Strictly Come Dancing story taking up so much of the newspapers, TV and radio news.

But there's more.

My favourite was the one about Hamelin needing a new pied piper due to an increase in rats again.

But apparently everyone is agog that a model has no belly button

Serious stuff indeed.

[Snaphappy]

That is very serious stuff
with serious answers

Karolina Kurkova is a clone and never had an Umbilical cord therefore no belly button
on the back of her neck is a bar code

[Mabels Old Man]

Amid all the turmoil, it is good to see the John Sergeant/Strictly Come Dancing story taking up so much of the newspapers, TV and radio news.

But there's more.

My favourite was the one about Hamelin needing a new pied piper due to an increase in rats again.

But apparently everyone is agog that a model has no belly button

Serious stuff indeed.

Quiet day then??

[Wee Jack]

I think your "journo of the year" award is safe for a while yet !!

[StumpyFingers]

Whatever next?

[YEN_POWELL]

I knew a bloke with no belly button. He lost it in a pub fight.

I asked him what happened and he said a load of blokes had come into his pub (somewhere in South london) to smash it up and one of them slashed him across the stomach with a machette. When the bandages were removed after his operation and he got to see his scar, his belly button was missing. Just think, half a lifetime without blue fluff.

[phil w]

I knew a bloke with no belly button. He lost it in a pub fight.

. Just think, half a lifetime without blue fluff.

Yeh and it stinks like poo

[Sharribee]

Yeh and it stinks like poo

and there's always the risk of cheese

[Lord Vader]

and there's always the risk of cheese

[Aubrey]

..and why's the fluff always blue?