Taking up Smoking

[Lumiya]

BEFORE you lot think that I'm talking about a dispicable nicotine habit let me assure you that I'm talking about smoking food!!!

I've thought about smoking my own food for a couple of years but only just got round to putting my plan into action....

All thanks to Jen's requirements (and nothing to do with food) I've finally gone ahead and planned a food smoker.

So got together one smoke generator (small ammo box) a length of 100mm metal air-con pipe (£5 from B&Q) and a smoker unit.. (one under the counter fridge which Jen wanted the compressor from so she could have a suction pump for her GRP projects - found on a lay-bye on the A6 so we're also responsible for cleaning up the countryside )

We've also got the trunk of an offshoot from out greengage tree (could also go with hickory, elder, oak, other fruit) that I'm gonna chip/sawdust...

Gonna piece it all together probably this weekend and then test it out on some cheap sausages, chicken, pollack fillets, garlic bulbs and cheese...

<<Will Someone tell Cie that as I'm typing this he shouldn't be distracting me with longbow apaches flying over the village!!!!>>

Will let you guys know the results on the burp-o-meter

[StumpyFingers]

Are you on a new type of diet then?
Surely it is better to eat food than smoke it.

[Lumiya]

That's one person scrubbed off my free sample list

[digitalcaptive]

"despicable nicotine habit" No worse than picking your nose in public, farting in public and scratching of ar*e in public.......at least since recent imposed regulation on smoking it shouldn't now infringe anyone elses liberty......unlike farting belching picking nose or scratching inappropriately

Good luck with ya shhhhhhmokin'

[AlanH]

at least since recent imposed regulation on smoking it shouldn't now infringe anyone elses liberty

I didn't realise it had been banned in all public places

[AlanH]

Will let you guys know the results on the burp-o-meter

Don't smoke beans or you'll need a different meter

[Lumiya]

Don't smoke beans or you'll need a different meter

Give me chance as I'm still building it!!!!

PS..the worthless without pics avatar I installed on XTZ a couple of weeks ago, will get it also on here behind Dave's back...just don't tell him

[AlanH]

PS..the worthless without pics avatar I installed on XTZ a couple of weeks ago, will get it also on here behind Dave's back...just don't tell him

Excellent. It'll save me rolling my own.

[Sohoeasy]

Now I'm getting excited Kymmy ! Or do you already have a wood chipper ?
I'd love to see your place,Iv'e got this vision,based on what you two have been up to, over the past years.I'm imagining your entire property covered in cammo' netting with all manner of stuff going on underneath I'd call it "Project Land" (don't forget the pic's Gal')

[Rubberchicken]

BEFORE you lot think that I'm talking about a dispicable nicotine habit let me assure you that I'm talking about smoking food!!!

Oh.

For a second there I thought you'd bought a two stroke.