Silly old goat ...........

[Wee Jack]

........... Yes !! thats me !! what a plonker, I never learn....... I'm almost 51 for gawd's sake !!

Playing for FOG FC (Fat Old Gits Football Club) at 5's last night and tweaked a groin strain AGAIN !! FEGGIT, I just never learn .

To old to play football , but not grown-up enough to realise it !!

I think I've made a mistake coming to work on the motorbike ?? got on OK , but getting off !!!!!! oooocha!!

To all criminals who may wish a hint ......

My wee island on any monday evening between 7:00 and 8:30 , your free to go about your robbing, because the police are too busy running about astra turf with other like minded old farts , but don't get injured breaking a window , the wee ambulanceman and the local GP are similarly wheasing around and cracking hamstrings and groins.

It's all good fun - but bloody sore most of the time.

[StumpyFingers]

You should take more care of yourself, with the emergency services otherwise engaged.

[Lord Vader]

.. I'm almost 51 for gawd's sake !!
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Really,i thought you older





















































Sorry ,i could not resist

[Adam]

51 then eh. So that makes you what, over double my age... Try cricket, it's a bit more gentle

[Whealie]

Really,i thought you older

He does look like age has shrunk him

[Steve C]

........... Yes !! thats me !! what a plonker, I never learn....... I'm almost 51 for gawd's sake !!

Playing for FOG FC (Fat Old Gits Football Club) at 5's last night and tweaked a groin strain AGAIN !! FEGGIT, I just never learn .

To old to play football , but not grown-up enough to realise it !!

...snip

Hey Wee Jack, I hate to bring the tone of replies back up out of the p!$$ take, but really, 51 - is that all?!? As yet then, you have NO excuse for behaving like you're old, do you!!!

~Consider something more gentle in another 20-years

[cookingfat]

Perhaps medieval embroidery would be a safer hobby.

UP THE WORKERS!

[MCsanandreas]

knitting? flower arranging?

[Adam]

better still........







STAMP COLLECTING!!!

[StumpyFingers]

You could have been collecting TEDDY BEARS.