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    Balls !!!!

    Did you Know ?????



    CANNON BALLS!!!
    It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the
    cannon on old war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling about
    the deck was a major problem. The best storage method devised was to
    stack them as a square based pyramid, with one ball on top, resting on
    four, resting on nine, which rested on sixteen. Thus, a supply of 30
    cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the
    cannon. There was only one problem -- how to prevent the bottom layer
    from sliding/rolling from under the others.
    Answer
    The solution was a metal plate with 16 round dimples, called, for
    reasons unknown, a Monkey. But if this plate were made of iron, the
    iron balls quickly rusted to it. The solution to the rusting problem
    was to make the plates of brass - hence, Brass Monkeys.
    Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts more, and more rapidly
    than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too
    far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon
    balls would come right off the monkey.
    Thus, it was quite literally, cold enough to freeze the balls off a
    brass monkey. And all this time, you thought that it was just a vulgar
    expression, didn't you?


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    Re: Balls !!!!

    Have you just made that up?

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    Re: Balls !!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by shel750 View Post
    Have you just made that up?

    I aint that clever
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    Re: Balls !!!!

    Yup i'd heard that before and i always wondered where the expresion came from...
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    Re: Balls !!!!

    It's a great story. But it's not true. Sorry.

    Shot was actually stored on what was called a garland, and no matter how much the ship pitched and rolled they wouldn't break free. Stacking cannonballs as described would have the top layers breaking free in heavy rough seas, killing and maining all about.

    Earlier in time the balls were stored in on a rope lattice arrangement - which is probably the origin of the name finally given to the ''garland'' they were eventually stored in.

    I prefer the myth though.

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    Re: Balls !!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by alpslapper View Post
    It's a great story. But it's not true. Sorry.



    I prefer the myth though.
    me too!

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    Re: Balls !!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by alpslapper View Post
    It's a great story. But it's not true. Sorry.

    Shot was actually stored on what was called a garland, and no matter how much the ship pitched and rolled they wouldn't break free. Stacking cannonballs as described would have the top layers breaking free in heavy rough seas, killing and maining all about.

    Earlier in time the balls were stored in on a rope lattice arrangement - which is probably the origin of the name finally given to the ''garland'' they were eventually stored in.

    I prefer the myth though.
    Someone's been raiding "wikipaedia" again eh?!!!!! I prefer the myth too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doglegdon View Post
    Someone's been raiding "wikipaedia" again eh?!!!!! I prefer the myth too.
    Nope, I've been contradicting this myth years before wiki was even invented but yeah, I prefer the myth too

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    Re: Balls !!!!

    ''Thus, it was quite literally, cold enough to freeze the balls off a
    brass monkey. And all this time, you thought that it was just a vulgar
    expression, didn't you?''

    It's probably a northern version of the story then ........

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    Re: Balls !!!!

    Bracknell Royal Naval Association - Them be Cannon Balls

    Alpslaper can you give me some proof that this is a myth I'm having a real argument with a soon to be ex pal over this one

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