Wee Jack may well have a big .............

[btbloke]

Doesn't involve closets,finding the key and finally exiting does it?
I knew that national dress thing would have consequencies.....................you could always try riding side saddle.


or you could always blame it on overdoing the burns night celebrations.

[winxp-master]

Doesn't involve closets,finding the key and finally

hahahaha...

[Cabby]

Change of church....always popular in Scotland.........






Divorce (see above)....

[DaveS]

Ummmmmm you're opening a guest house and we're all invited to stay free of charge?

[Whealie]

free of charge?

Dave, he's Scottish.

[winxp-master]

Are you moving house?... a new job maybe?

[winxp-master]

a sex change?

[largewayround]

Your making a Motocross track .. ??

[Wee Jack]

NOPE !! none of the above - although some of your suggestions have given me a few things to add to my "bucket list" - except the ones about closet emergence and having the wedding tackle wheeched aff !!

[BobA]

You dug back in history and found out that you're actually Ingerlish?



(I'm already running and hiding!!!!!)