How NOT to clean your chain

[StumpyFingers]

When I had my toe ripped off I went for an xray and on return found the room full of trainee doctors, they had all been got out of bed to observe my misfortune as it was a compounded dislocated fracture.
I was told it is the first time any of them had seen one outside of the classroom.

[Sharribee]

When I had my toe ripped off I went for an xray and on return found the room full of trainee doctors, they had all been got out of bed to observe my misfortune as it was a compounded dislocated fracture.
I was told it is the first time any of them had seen one outside of the classroom.

Actually it was a traumatic amputation, although technically is could be described as a complex, dislocated fracture but that's just being pedantic. Also, in 20 years of nursing I have never seen medical students out of bed at night without a pint in their hands

[Snaphappy]

And I'm glad out of bed and not out of "Their" bed

Stumpy do you play the lottery?? if so give it a miss something tells me you don't have much good luck

[StumpyFingers]

Actually it was a traumatic amputation, although technically is could be described as a complex, dislocated fracture but that's just being pedantic. Also, in 20 years of nursing I have never seen medical students out of bed at night without a pint in their hands

They may not have been in bed but they may have been in the Bar.

[Boris]

When I had my toe ripped off .....

Fingers and toes. My you're a lucky one

[davsato]

i used to lube my chain like that, but would never put my fingers near it since when i first did my cbt, my instructor warned us about twisting off our fingers and demonstrated with a pencil.

my first thought was "what a prize cock", but if he didnt know any better? poor guy, hes really lucky only the tips went and he isnt handicapped, scuse the pun......