Sons and girlfriends

[Sohoeasy]

Originally Posted by sean

£477!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

f*cking hell - is his girlfriend on a premium number or something......

[BobA]

Originally Posted by Whealie

..He has, so far, overspent his contract by £477 plus VAT....

..My full range of diplomacy skills are now required

Spinning the clock back a few months, wasn't it DAD's diplomacy skills that furnished him with this new found mobile phone spending power


AND I QUOTE!

Originally Posted by Whealie

Update:
Been to Vodafone today. They have transferred my son to a new contract and given him a free phone for the same monthly amount.

This was done free of charge.

They also pointed put that I was out of contract and, when I declined the new phone, agreed to reduce my monthly payments by £15 and put me on a new 12 month contract.

This new, cheaper contract, was also done free of charge.

And they gave me £40 off my next bill. I know the sales staff get paid for signing people up on contracts but to cut my overall bill and give out a free phone makes no sense to me.

I have had a word with the local gang leader and my son is due to be robbed at knife-point in exactly a year.

Three more muggings and I should be being paid by Vodafone to have one of their phones.

You may ned to increase the amount of muggings to pay for the most recent bill I reckon!!!!!

[Warthog]

A thread packed in equal measure with sound practical advice and "spit-my-coffee-over-my-monitor" one-liners....love it.

However, I suspect my parents must have thanked their lucky stars that I spent my teens (and some time after) utterly inept at chatting up the ladies....

[Chad]

oh dear chris now he's discoverd what his cocks truly for you'll soon be getting the visit from herselfs parents

smash the phone and give him a crash course in the use of rubbers

[YEN_POWELL]

Ahhh that takes me back. Back when I were a small teenager I ran up a large bill on the landline to my girlfriend. This was mainly because mobiles hadn't been invented, phoneboxes were out of the question as I wasn't keen on the smell of wee or the sound of crunching glass underfoot.

My parents put a small lock onto the phone dial to keep me off of it. Hands up who remembers phones with dials!

When they were out I used to pick the lock with a pair of stamp tweezers, use the phone, then put the lock back on.

[Lord Vader]

Originally Posted by Chad

smash the phone and give him a crash course in the use of rubbers

Not going to work
Me thinks Chris will be joining "GOB" soon
"Grandad's on Bikes"

Originally Posted by YEN_POWELL

Hands up who remembers phones with dials!
.

That would be me.But you can see them now in the sience museum

[Dogmatick]

Originally Posted by Whealie

My boy (14) was a great kid. Almost a bit over-enthusiastic for the healthy lifestyle, coming home and working out and insisting on healthy salads.

Then sometime this year, he got a girlfriend.

He now lies on his bed talking to her on the phone. We tried to stop him.

Tonight I went online to see how many of his minutes he had spent.

He has, so far, overspent his contract by £477 plus VAT.

I was having a calm and peaceful word with him when his mum, the good lady wife, came home.

The United Nations, in their blue hats an blue bullet-proof vests, are currently holding the pair them apart.

My full range of diplomacy skills are now required

Hmmm having spent much of my life chasing women and getting nowhere only to finally realise that the correct answer was to let them chase me....

Leads me to ask - how much is her phone bill ?

Perhaps a Italian machismo chat is in order, if nothing else get her to come round and win over 'mamma'...

[Dogmatick]

Originally Posted by YEN_POWELL

Ahhh that takes me back. Back when I were a small teenager I ran up a large bill on the landline to my girlfriend. This was mainly because mobiles hadn't been invented, phoneboxes were out of the question as I wasn't keen on the smell of wee or the sound of crunching glass underfoot.

My parents put a small lock onto the phone dial to keep me off of it. Hands up who remembers phones with dials!

When they were out I used to pick the lock with a pair of stamp tweezers, use the phone, then put the lock back on.

Damn those little annoying blasted locks.... Luckily we switched to touch tone quite early on, so Dad then found call barring.

People often forget how much more, in straight money terms, expensive it was to use the phone in the seventies etc local calls were ten plus pence a minute. I remember when Dad first got a mobile it cost him over a pound a minute to call the house, in the eighties !! Now for my £45 a month I get 1700 minutes I can call anywhere inc 33 countries with plus texts and data and blah blah blah.

I'm really really straining, I can't help it, sorry has to be said

Youth of today etc etc...

[Whealie]

Originally Posted by YEN_POWELL

My parents put a small lock onto the phone dial to keep me off of it. Hands up who remembers phones with dials!

My landlord did that when I was student. You could still pick up the receive and tap out the number (ten taps for zero). We ran up all sorts of bills.

[Whealie]

Originally Posted by alpslapper

DITTO.They very helpfully capped the 300 minutes so she cant go over them and incur additional charges on her poor dads bank account!!!!!!

I need details Tom, I am doing a story on this. Who you with?