Sons and girlfriends
My boy (14) was a great kid. Almost a bit over-enthusiastic for the healthy lifestyle, coming home and working out and insisting on healthy salads.
Then sometime this year, he got a girlfriend.
He now lies on his bed talking to her on the phone. We tried to stop him.
Tonight I went online to see how many of his minutes he had spent.
He has, so far, overspent his contract by £477 plus VAT.
I was having a calm and peaceful word with him when his mum, the good lady wife, came home.
The United Nations, in their blue hats an blue bullet-proof vests, are currently holding the pair them apart.
My full range of diplomacy skills are now required
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