Charity Auction H4H

[Meesh]

The sun is out and Meesh the mystical morphing fairy/butterfly is sitting quietly.... wings stretch, drying slowly. She is unable to fly to the auction room yet.... but still dreams of adventures. Sitting with her is a strong, proud lioness. Meesh sends the lioness to do her bidding.

With long, slow, purposeful steps the lioness prowls around the room, finally dropping a note on the auctioneers table.

£20 I am bidding!

[PanRider]

The auctioneer looked at the rotund gentleman through the corner of his eye. It wasn’t the fact that he was loitering outside the gents toilet that he found curious but the glorious drinking vessel he was holding in his hand. The auctioneer was sure he had seen one similar somewhere before. It was obvious this man was an avid collector of fine porcelain and he wouldn’t be bidding on a book, regardless of it’s excellent worth.

All of a sudden a beautiful lioness entered the hall, the havoc that one would expect to happen, didn’t appear. The animal curiously circled the room, then started to make her way towards the auctioneer. The auctioneer was glad his Albran was working and things were regular otherwise he may have added to the smell still lingering in the auction hall.

As the lioness got closer, the auctioneer realised just how ineffective his gavel would be, should the animal decide to pounce. The lioness came right up to the stand, opened her large hungry looking mouth, and the auctioneer............ fainted, falling unconscious to the floor, he was unable to see the £20.00 written bid, the lioness gently dropped on his desk, before turning around and making her way back to her mistress.

The question on everyone’s mind was “What would happen now?” .

[Kevsear]

being in awe of the hallowed auction halls of planet xrv for the first time i relish the opportunity to twitch not from obvious region but with my ears just so people know im around

but oh no what has happened it seems the ever eager gavel weilding personage has deemed the twitch to be a bid and as im not about to argue with such an important auctioneer on my first visit ill be making that £25 going for the first time going for t.... no thats your job i know i know sorry getting carried away cheers guys

[PanRider]

£25

As the auctioneer lay motionless at the foot of his auctioneers stand, he was blissfully unaware of the binding £25.00 bid from the big eared nutter from Norfolk. He began to dream, "he was getting in his van and driving off to the Dutch border to DJ at an event being held by the military and wouldn’t return until tomorrow night".

Would anyone come to his assistance as he lay there helpless???

[Mervinh]

Roll up roll up for this fantastic book someone else must want a bid all for a good cause, the auctioneer man maybe away (or crumpled in a heap) but that does not stop you bidding ,

[PanRider]

The auctioneer regains consciousness and carries on as if nothing has happened.

Are we all done at £25.00?, £25.00 I’m bid, £25.00 going once, £25.00 going twice…

He looks round for a final time…..

[Mervinh]

this is what you are getting , and at the moment H4H is getting £25, any last bids, you do not have too own a BMW to buy it you know,

[ukTiffy]

The old soldier at the back thinks of what this is in aid of, his mates and muckers and in a fit of peek raises his hand an says £30...

[Meesh]

The lioness lay peacefully beside her sleeping mistress, watching over her as she goes through the final and ever vulnerable stages of morphing.

It is now the turn of the mistress's faithful Oxen to search out the auction halls...... strong, loyal steps from this calm, dependable, patient and unflagging creature. Slow, but steady... will he get there in time to tap out his mistresses bid - £35

[Mervinh]