oil consumption

[Raven]

Request - Evidence of leak on oil sump plug.
Action taken – Evidence removed.

Request - Suspected crack in fairing.
Action taken – Suspect you're right.

Request - Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
Action taken – Took hammer away from midget

Fecking brilliant

[Lord Vader]

[alpslapper]

Dear Vader

The chain on my xl650 needs adjusting. What is the best way to do this so I ensure both front and back wheels are perfectly in-line. The adjusting marks are not very clear.

Dear Biker

A Chain What is this ''chain'' thing you speak of


Dear Vader

What do you think about a kickstart for my TTr250?

Dear Biker

I'm appalled that in this day and age there are still people like you prepared to give your bike a good kicking. You are a disgrace to the brotherhood and I've passed your details onto the police and social services.

[Wee Jack]

The mighty KTM 990 also used more oil than normal........ about half a dipsticks worth ??? however much that may be ?????.

[Paul-S]

Checked mine last night. It was just below the top mark before setting off on Thursday, now its just above halfway between the upper and lower marks. No oil lights came on during the rise. Not sure how much has been used yet as I'm waiting for the guy who serviced it to let me know exactly what oil he used before I top up. Total miles done 1843.

Any ideas gang?

[Whealie]

Just had a little runout and then checked the mighty RD04, and still above the minimum mark, so no need for more oil here.
They don't make 'em like they used to.
Have I mentioned that before?

[Wee Jack]

They don't make 'em like they used to.
Have I mentioned that before?

I maybe , just think ?? I may?? have heard you mention it -







ABOUT A ZILLION TIMES SINCE LUNCH !!!!!

[Whealie]

I maybe , just think ?? I may?? have heard you mention it -







ABOUT A ZILLION TIMES SINCE LUNCH !!!!!

Watch yourself wee man, those letters are nearly as big as you.

[Wee Jack]

Watch yourself wee man, those letters are nearly as big as you.

Not quite, I can type that size on me tiptoes !!!

[Chad]

The mighty KTM 990 also used more oil than normal........ about half a dipsticks worth ??? however much that may be ?????.

hmmm mine didnt use much hardly moved down the dipstick at all


anybody notice the strange smell of chips as we left JOG that was the chip fat in vaders sump he had to use that as tescos had no olive oil in at the time