Dear Deirdre (with thanks to the Sun)

[pdsquire]

Dear Deirdre,

I'm having trouble with self-esteem. I'm 41 and my Trannie is 8.

We have been in a relationship for about a year now and we bonded through the Winter, repeatedly getting wet & slippy together and having safe fun.

Today was a dry-tarmac day in London, cold with blue skies. My Trannie and I went out to play and I was looking forward to putting up a good performance. That's when the trouble arose.

I have to admit that though I love it, the Trannie is filthy and has knobblies. Consequently, young riders on shiny mounts tend to look down on me.

So here's my problem: several times throughout the day I have put huge dents in the self-esteem of these jumped-up squirts, scraped my centre-stand while cornering and been seen wearing an enormous grin.

Is this an unhealthy pursuit? If so, what should I do to prevent it? Do you have a premium-rate phone line I can ring?

Yours,

PDS

[axlerodi]

Phil I am begining to think there might be something wrong with you

[btbloke]

It's not Philip,this blokes 41,he's seen this problem on the net somewhere,nice find sir,very funny.



















Nutter

[dr nick]

fantastic PD. No, there's nothing wrong with that scenario!

I'm also 41, my trannie's 18 years old & is beyond tatty! and whilst I've not got a centre stand to scrape, I'm running out of knobblies when cornering!

[Dee Duble Yuh]

Dear PDS

Although I'm as broad-minded as most, I am concerned for the health and well being of your under-age companion. Getting wet and slippy is bad enough, but getting bonded is probably illegal and definitely immoral. No wonder she has knobblies and has become a trannie.

And I shan't even begin to discuss your jumped-up squirts.

You definitely need counselling.

Deedub