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  1. Cream

    My doctor has given me some anti-gloating cream. Now all I want to do is rub it in. Well, I liked it :)
  2. Happy Birthday to Mike & Jason

    Happy Birthday Mike & Jason, "The Youths of Today !" hope you have a fab day eating cake & jelly & ice cream. Nice one
  3. Help - extra allen bolts left over!

    Africa Twin
    After Cifing the AT to within an inch of its life I appear to have two allen bolts left over? They have a shoulder on them, are they for the expansion tank or what have I left undone?:rolleyes: Top tip by the way the cream cleaner - well done whoever thought of that one:thumbup:
  4. Hill Climbing on a Serow

    Set myself a target recently - the top of a local mountain - Ben Rinnes - all 804m of it! Well today I did it :D A view from the top Big Rocks Big Skies & wind turbines The way down - look carefully and you can just make out the track The view back to the top And finally, the view...
  5. After The Feasting Is Over

    AFTER THE FEASTING IS OVER In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and...
  6. Doctor joke

    Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."
  7. Enduro Africa 2008

    The Longest Day" Enduro Africa is a unique and challenging motorcycle adventure in aid of 3 amazing causes - UNICEF, Sentebale – The Princes’ Fund for Lesotho and the Nelson Mandela Children's Fund. The Enduro Africa route is constantly evolving, for this year...
  8. For Those Who Love The Philosophy Of Ambiguity...

    1. Don't Sweat The Petty Things And Don't Pet The Sweaty Things. 2. One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor..... 3. Atheism Is A Non-prophet Organization. 4. If Man Evolved From Monkeys And Apes, Why Do We Still Have Monkeys And Apes? 5. The Main Reason Santa Is So Jolly Is Because He...
  9. X-mas Dinner????

    So what are you eating today?? The Traditional Turkey or something different? Since we don't do turkey in Germany we having it in my house every year,absolutely love it.The best is the turkey sandwiches next day:D:D and what do you do for dessert?? we are not very "sweety" people so i made...
  10. Scotland

    Ride Reports and Pictures
    Just got back with my son from a 2 day 700 mile round trip to Scotland and back in atrocious weather and not a single complaint from our trusty Africa twin. We had every weather imaginable, rain, sleat, snow, minus 5 degees, dense freezing fog and, strange as it may seem for Scotland, even a...
  11. Rugby World Cup - Marseille

    Ride Reports and Pictures
    What can I say? This has been the best world cup for years: Plenty of action & upsets. I managed to get tickets at the 11th hour for both Marseille Quarter Finals. Rushed to fit new tyre and chain kit. The skinned knuckles were worth it - Once trip was arranged Mrs banned me listening to...
  12. Talking Penguin!

    I really liked this one... :) (Have we seen it before...) A penguin takes his car to a mechanic because there is a funny noise coming from under the bonnet. "Leave it with me," says the mechanic. "Come back in 20 minutes." So, off goes the penguin. It's a pretty hot day, and he's a cool...
  13. BUGGER!

    I've missed celebrating my 1000 post:( :( :( Sailed on past and never noticed. And I was going to bake a cake and have pop and crisps and jelly and ice cream and balloons and everything:( :( :( :( I'm sad now (once more for good measure):(
  14. Bad :o)

    After 10 days of being lost in a desert a man finally reaches the outskirts of a village and, using his last few ounces of energy, crawls along the main street towards the centre of the village, on his hands and knees. As he does so he notices that market stalls appear to have been set out along...
  15. how it used to be

    im gonna get a kickin for this:D :D This is an actual extract from a sex education school text book for girls, printed in the early 60's in the UK and written by a woman! When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the...
  16. For you Chocky Fans.. (Mabel!)... NWS!

    NWS!!!! Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole"...
  17. would you swop your bike

    Not my xrv ever its a real usefull peice of kit. Thats how I usually get a new bike by doing a swop with cash that go's either way do not like going to dealers they take too much cream for me. Suppose it depends how well off you are though. Would still swop my vara for a black xrv though that...
  18. Enduro Africa 2008, Riders for Health

    Enduro Africa 2008 Enduro Africa is a unique and challenging motorcycle adventure in aid of 3 amazing causes - UNICEF, Sentebale – The Princes’ Fund for Lesotho and the Nelson Mandela Children's Fund. The Enduro Africa route is constantly evolving, for this year motorcycle...
  19. I get PAID to ride these roads

    Alongside Llyn Cwellyn in Snowdonia. The road continues below the majestic peak of Mount Snowdon. I stopped shortly after in Beddgelert for an ice-cream and cup of tea. Oh that reminds me. I must fill in my expenses form! Obviously not every day is quite like this. Sometimes I have to...
  20. Easter Weekend Fun

    Ride Reports and Pictures
    The weather forecast for the weekend was sun and warmish weather so Mr M and myself convinced Mini M that a ride through to mid Wales and a couple of nights camping would be fun. We started heading up the M4 towards neath and then over towards Brecon. Mr M developed mind reading abilites as we...