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  1. Motorbiking Doggy

    Chatter
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7490899.stm Ahhh how cute
  2. Trip to the Pyrenees

    Ride Reports and Pictures
    I've just been to the Spanish Pyrenees for a navigation rally. Eight of us travelled down through France on various bikes ranging from a DR350 up to a KTM 950 super enduro. My Dakar ran superbly, it never used any oil and averaged nearly 72mpg which included the trail-riding bits but I will...
  3. new baby

    Jokes
    When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie'sfamily was invited over to see the baby.</SPAN>Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talkwith him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anythingabout the...
  4. just a cute story

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    Cute Story One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my older brother. I was maybe 1 and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been broken among other injuries. Someone had...
  5. A sensitive man

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    A woman meets a man in a bar.They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom with...
  6. ex girlfriend

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    I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the great nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. 'Wow!', I said, 'I don't know if...
  7. Air traffic control

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    Sure these have been posted somewhere Apparently true conversations: Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!" Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!" Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees." TWA 2341: "We are at...
  8. Like old Times

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    This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and...
  9. Wabbits

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    A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy...
  10. Has she ever said this to you .... (not kid friendly)

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    1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I...
  11. " Cat got your tongue.? "

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    This was sent to me by email....it wasn't me..:p Subject: Cat Story We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one...
  12. Advantages Of Being A Woman

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    Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4...
  13. Emoticons

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    >We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where: > >:) means a smile and > >:( is a frown. > >Sometimes these are represented by > >:-) > >:-( > >Well, how about some "ASSICONS?" >Here goes: > >(_!_) a regular ass >(__!__) a fat ass >(!) a tight ass >(_*_) a...
  14. Be Strong

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    A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of...
  15. little johnny

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    >> >>Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born >>without ears. >>When both mother and the new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's >>family was invited over to see the baby. >>Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and...
  16. Please don't take offence ladies

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    Just having a laugh, please don't be offended "A GOOD WOMAN WILL ALWAYS SAY...." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me." "I know it's late and my parents are in the other room...
  17. Pilot Humor/Airplane Talk

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    Note: For those that don't know, "The Sled" is the SR-71 Blackbird spy plane from the 1960s and still the fastest airplane.] In his book, "Sled Driver," SR-71 Blackbird pilot Brian Shul writes: "I'll always remember a certain radio exchange that occurred one day as Walt (my back-seater) and...
  18. 2 Up Comfy Seats :o))

    Africa Twin
    Hi Folks... :o) No Haven't bought my AT Yet, but getting close... :o) Would like to know if anyone can recommend a 2Up Comfy seat for RD07...? Currently looking at the CM Seats Basket Weave Offering... ( http://www.cmseats.co.uk/Blank%20Page%2020.htm ) Bottom of Page They seem to be the only...
  19. Blonde Nurse

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    Once upon a time, a blonde nurse became so sick of hearing blonde jokes from the doctors, that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute wooly creatures, she said to...
  20. friday funny!

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    The Sensitive Man A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three...
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