dangerously

I have been talking with Phil about my bike running lean after looking at one of my plugs (rear left, you know, the easy one;) ) and have noticed that the colour is not even all the way round, i took out the other easy one and noticed the same. Rather than just bother Phil with this, i thought...

Went out for a wet ride today just for fun and practice where i quickly discovered all my "Wet gear " is in fact NOT waterproof ! including my new winter gloves "100% waterproof !" Do these manufacturers not think we may notice ? Waterproof my arse , didnt last 10 mins then cant get them on...