The Queen (yes, Her majesty Herself) invented the telephone.
Or was it Charles Darwin or even Noel Edmonds?
Sir Isaac Newton discovered fire. Or was it the Internet or the Solar System or America?
Who was the first man to stand on the moon? Luke Skywalker, apparently.
Just what the hell do...
The topic of conversation on the chatbox today turned to the new Red Dwarf specials being planned by DAVE TV channel for easter weekend
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Now the young whippersnapper RussB let it slip that his education is severly lacking and he know nothing about this mysterious Red Dwarf...