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http://www.eyegas.com/sproutifarts/ For all of you that love sprouts. :bootyshake::D

The weekend started on Friday night at our Mountain Rescue HQ in Bridgend, we packed up all the vehicles and left for the base at Penwyllt. When we arrived we were given a briefing and told what was expected of us over the weekend. We were told, You are a specialist demolition team who have...

I was driving (needed the 4WD and trailer!) back home yesterday and was pondering the merits and also the downside of tiding a bike on your tod. There have been several posts here on using PMR and headsets to chat as you go along or to have an MP3 player on for some moosic. Yet for me, one of...

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?" The man...

Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I...

A woman goes into Harrods to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. The Harrods salesman is standing there, wearing dark glasses. She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and...

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Sweetie, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Sweetie discovers that she's lost. Wandering about, she notices a leopard heading rapidly in...

Laguna Conspiracy Theory The race was fixed. (Scene: in the Yamaha garage, roughly twenty minutes before the sighting lap for the MotoGP race. Valentino motions Colin over to the corner of the garage just out of everyone's earshot) VALE: Colin, diss eess a beddy important race for Amedica...