Honda XRV Forum banner

fifty

  1. Loved this !

    Riding
    Saw this elseware,deffo' deserves a posting here ! :) Fifty Years of Kicks - Motorcycle Documentary (full-length) - YouTube
  2. P' Charles takes up jogging

    Jokes
    Prince Charles decided to take up jogging. Every day, he'd jog past an extremely attractive hooker standing on the same street corner. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow. One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout from the curb. "No! Five...
  3. Saga Louts

    Chatter
    Following on from Ralphie's admission to being a mere 40 years old this year and a couple of comments in recent posts, how many of us are : 1 Celebrating the half century 2 Well into ten years of Sanatogen 3 Starting to qualify for Saga Holidays 4 Two score and ten 5 Bulls eye 6 Can't get...
  4. Just a few to make you smile 2

    Jokes
    THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her...
  5. one/several? for you medical types

    Jokes
    Is there a doctor in the House.................. 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her under- wear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs...
  6. More tyres.......Distanzas are crap!

    Transalp
    Distanzas seem to have a good following here and when my tyre man suggested them for the winter I jumped at it. Well, after 10 years and over 100k miles of riding I finally had a "proper" off. Approaching a set of lights (within speed limits and a run I have done everyday for nearly 10 years)...
  7. Pampera

    Other Bikes
    Once my dear, dear AT has been sold I'd like to invest in a more offroadable bike and as I've never owned one a two smoke rather appeals. Looking around for trail bikes rather than crossers or enduro bikes I've found a GasGasPampera locally. It's done 350 (three hundred and fifty!) miles sine...
  8. Dog

    Jokes
    I was in ASDA buying a large bag of Winalot for my dogs and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the...
  9. Tony Blair

    Jokes
    Tony Blair was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the Prime Minister if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy". So the illustrious leader asked the class...
  10. Oh dear

    Chatter
    :cry: We (the Royal we, that is) failed the MoT, because the effing front brakes are binding :roll: Who'd have thought that would happen? Pity the tester, he said he could barely check the front wheel bearing!! At least I know why it was feeling so s-l-o-w this morning :teeth: On the...
  11. What are you doing on Sunday?

    Transalp
    This years Hafren Rally is taking place this Sunday (10th December), starting at The Sweet Lamb Rally complex near Llangurig in Powys in mid-Wales. The event involves either two or three laps of a by-all-accounts pretty gruelling fifty-mile off-road course. Much mud and entertainment should be...
  12. At Dinner....

    Jokes
    A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like...
  13. Fifty dollars ...

    Jokes
    Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter". Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars - and fifty dollars is fifty dollars". One year Esther...
  14. Repairs On My AT

    Africa Twin
    It's been in my uncle's garage for the past 12 months and was last used about 10 months ago. Consequently, it needed a few things fixing on it, so i took it to be fixed last weekend. I received a phone call before, saying the cost of repair will be £1017.96. It also needs a full service and MOT...
  15. Special Signals

    Jokes
    Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to...
  16. Tony Blair and the hooker ...

    Jokes
    Tony Blair started jogging near his home in Chequers. Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow. "Fifty pounds!" she'd shout from the kerb. "No! Five pounds!" Tony would fire...
  17. Never too Old?

    Jokes
    An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you. "Yes," she says, I remember...
  18. misfire, flatspot moments....

    Transalp
    Keep getting this strange misfire, flat spot thingy..... Its intermittent and I can't make it happen deliberately but this is the usual story... Usually happens going into a decent corner - about fifty or so, feather the throttle while I judge the corner, then as I open up again I get no...
  19. LED rear light

    Africa Twin
    I never thought the AT's rear light was very good - a bit dim, and only a single bulb, which isn't very reliable. LEDs are better than bulbs, but I haven't seen anything any good until now - proper LED lights are big panels with lots of LEDs in then, the wee LED things that plug in replace...
Top