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  1. topical

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    Police 'stole identities of dead children' to give undercover officers new identities. "We can't understand what all the fuss is about," said DCI Jamie Bulger & WPC Milly Dowler. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...
  2. Motorcycles

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    There once was a bear and a rabbit and they hated each other. The bear and rabbit then stumbled upon a magical talking tree. The tree said: "I will grant you 3 wishes a piece if you will stop fighting!" So the bear went first. "I wish all the bears in the forest are females." And all the bears...
  3. Australian Tourism Website

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    These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the alleged actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humor __________________________________________________ Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain...
  4. I gone and done it...

    Dominator / FMX
    ...ive sold my dominator to my housemate and got myself an sv650s... am i pleased with my decision? dont get me wrong, the sv is a great bike, handles well, confidence inspiring, fast, easy to ride, good looking and so on... i do like it. ..a hell of a lot. so far (and ive only had it for two...
  5. a few more

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    Two London businessmen were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling." No...
  6. Bad taste

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    Bad Taste Jokes What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant? The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm... Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty scousers showed up. Never having seen anyone from Liverpool at heaven's door, Saint Peter said he would have to...
  7. Nursery Rhymes

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    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won a grand with Claims Direct. It's Raining, It's Pouring. Oh sh*t, it's Global Warming. Mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with...
  8. Just come over to 'The Dark Side'

    Dominator / FMX
    New boy in town - swapped my BMW K100 (plus a bit of cash) for a 94 Dommie (gay Turquoise, but I'm sure of my sexuality so I don't care). Rode it the 50+ miles home from Aberdeen (avoiding the dual carriageway) and walked in with a huge :D on my face - something that's been sadly missing with...
  9. Another One...

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    (Old I know, but hey...) What does your father do? Little Brucie was in his junior school class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up;- Fireman, policeman, salesman, politician; Brucie was being uncharacteristically quiet and...
  10. The word Bugger

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    One cannot help but notice the severe over use of the term Bugger, Buggered and Buggery on this forum. This word is a mild expletive imported from an era during which the world was a more innocent place and the implication of the use of the word Bugger was not as well understood. Of course...
  11. RAMMED! :-(

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    Picture the scene - I'm ambling along behind a queue of cars on my way to the m/way to get back down here for work tomorrow. There's a stretch of road between 2 roundabouts about 250 M long coming up. The queue approaches the first r/about and they all go off right - I'm going left along with...
  12. Returning to the fold

    Dominator / FMX
    Hi, I'm Mark, 45, single (not gay) with 3 expensive sprogs and I currently reside in Shipley, Yorks, but not for much longer. I'll start right at the beginning, I saw a red Dommie in London, it was 1988 and it was blatting past Big Ben, I had a GTR1000 at the time (not much difference there...
  13. Triumph Tiger 1050 lovee???

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    LOL! I was digging about on the Tiger 1050 site and came across this, I've not laughed so much in years! I'm no homophobe, and have never considered Honda's being the "gay man's choice" but the Kiwi's responses were hilarious! Any how, take a read if you've a spare minute, I promise you WILL...
  14. Dodgy Neighbours

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    Subject: : Council Tax Council tax re-evaluers want to charge us more if we live in a nice area. That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas. We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce...
  15. Gay flight attendant

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    My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the...
  16. Advantages Of Being A Woman

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    Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4...
  17. A Blast from the Past... :o)

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    Gay Christian :D:D:D:D:D Constable Savage :D:D:D:D:D Gramaphone? :D:D:D:D:D Gerald The Gorilla The Judge Some 5 out 5 :D and a couple of 4's.... Ah the good old days... They don't make comedy like that anymore :D
  18. Be Strong

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    A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of...
  19. art

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    At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted 3 black men totally naked, sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink willy. The curator of the...
  20. barrymore pie anyone?

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    UK-- A pub has been criticised for selling a dish called 'Barrymore Pie - Faggots swimming in gravy'. The name refers to the death of Stuart Lubbock, found drowned in the pool at Michael Barrymore's home in 2001, reports the Mirror. Landlord Peter Towler says he will not bow to complaints from...
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