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OK, I admit it, I'm a numpty at maths, and clearly never paid enough attention in class. My invoices are never paid into the bank in consecutive order, and sometimes they are combined, and then have 20% deducted for income tax. The problem is compounded by not getting timely CIS statements...

Just read this from the Motorcycle Action Group: I guess if your economy is in a mess, the government will maximise its income! :snorting: I blame Top Gear for increasing the Pass's popularity. :protest:

ACTUAL PASSPORT LETTER-----HILARIOUS! PASSPORT LETTER This, apparently is an actual letter received by the UK Passport Office. Dear Sirs, I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe This. How is it that Sky Television has my address and telephone number...

OK Ladies and Gents, rare I post a problem on an Alp, but this one has me stumped. Firstly bike is an '87 600, been around the block a bit! Has an intermittent fuelling issue, as if carbs/fuel line/fuel tap etc partially blocked. Have changed carbs for clean ones, swapped fuel tap, rebuilt...

Come on then PDSquire - the XRV liberal wing - justify this behaviour by these poor victims of an uncaring society. These two women kept the dead body of their mother/granny in the house so they could keep her benefit income. I am sure you will be able to convince MPJ and Sean that their...

What is the English linguistic expression for "It's safe... But hold on, don't fly over it! Scientists drive me crazy, I remember the Jeff Goldblum line "They knew they could, they just never stopped to think whether they should". Don't accuse me of being a luddite, but casting my mind back to...

Now in its 50th year, delegates to the bmf’s AGM on Saturday heard that while the bmf finds itself operating in difficult times, the structure is sound and measures are now in place for a bright future. Held at the Burton Caribbean Association, Burton-On-Trent, chairman Anna Zee said of all...

Ash is Out Hi All, Sadly I’ve got to pull out of TLD 2010. As some of you know I work as an entertainer for the Armed Forces, here in Germany. Just lately they’ve been so busy overseas, they haven’t been around to party like normal. I had to look for a part time job for some extra income...

Hi all Recently I have been seriously thinking about purchasing a piece of land with the view to generate the majority of my income from it. It would be my sole interest so would have my full time and energy thrown in to it. With the many different activities that are possible I'm looking for...

During the ’08 ManxGP, a fellow motorcyclist was followed along a section of the course and then ‘pulled’ by an Officer riding an unmarked police bike equipped with an unobtrusive video surveillance camera. Mounted upon our Transalp, and forewarned of unmarked police bikes, were at one point...

I dunno if anybody's planning on riding through switzerland next summer ? I also dunno if the UK has an agreement with the swiss about speeding fines, but I thought you might like to be warned in advance... the prices are in swiss francs, & you'll note that on the main roads (not autoroutes)...

I can see from other posts that there are a few AT riders in SEA. We are currently two AT riders in Laos but the other guy lives halftime in Phnom Phen so he may not count. I've had my bike since 2006. Bought it from an expat in Laos. I’d like to advertise Laos as a destination – the more the...

A story from deepest cornwall Tony the turnip. So, lying here in the larder, in the vegetable 'in-tray' – I have been thinking about life, the universe and everything – and far from being depressed about being worth around two pence, I have just realised what I am really worth!!! This...

Well after Domie swimming lesson last week I'm now contemplating what to do. I see the opertunity to either spend money on rebuilding the head and barrel or buying an XR600 and break or sell the Dommie minus the engine. I have two sets of body work, the original white(90-91 style) and the black...

Dear Sir, I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three'nanoseconds' must have elapsed between his presenting the cheque and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honour it. I refer, of course, to...

After 18 years of trouble free riding my luck run out in July. I on my Africa Twin was filtering past stationary traffic on the approach to a red light. I was going down through the gears and keeping a watchfull eye on the traffic to my left. Without warning a Mini turned right into my path...

2000 Africa trip write-up: Part 1 & 2 Part 1: Preparations. 2000 is a long time ago but as far as I remember, preparations took us about half a year, depending on when you start counting of course. My travel mate (I'll call him Gerben because that's his name) had long ago decided on taking a...

Anyone ever been removed from a mortgage the bank is saying the income into the property is not enough for me to be removed its a joint mortgage. Parents took it out while I lived at home after a nasty accident and I ended up on it because I was a tenant. Anything anyone can add may help...

Not sure if I am gullible enough though. :D :D This is the email I just opened GXQ: 0x47089319, 0x8, 0x483

I'm conscious there's been a lot of eyebrows raised at the level of moderation over the last few months. I guess sometimes you can't always see why something is moderated so I thought it was worth a post to try to explain. We (the moderators and admins) are forming a policy as we speak on what...