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  1. Nursery Rhymes

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    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won a grand with Claims Direct. It's Raining, It's Pouring. Oh sh*t, it's Global Warming. Mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with...
  2. Why men don't write advice cols...

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    Dear Walter, I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got...
  3. Fact or Fiction ----the Latter i fear

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    London Times Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense 'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having...
  4. French Kissing

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    A woman walks past a pet shop and sees a sign in the window, "Clitoris licking frog for sale. £50" She goes inside and asks the man behind the counter, "Can I see the Clitoris licking frog please?" The man says: "Bonjour."
  5. Old 'uns are the best.....

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    This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about...
  6. Be Strong

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    A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of...
  7. 12 of the finest double-entendres

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    12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on TV & Radio. 1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava fromBulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!" 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside...
  8. Think B4 you speak

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    Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I...
  9. Kissing

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    http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1161952506/Kissing_Prank
  10. old school peter kay

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    ************************************************************************************************************************************************** I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, Thyroid problem? When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike...
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