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  1. cabin announcments

    Jokes
    Rarely, Australian airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight 'safety lecture' and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: On an Air NZ Flight with a very 'senior' flight...
  2. Six Affairs

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    Six Classic Affairs The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in...
  3. Air Steward/ess humour

    Jokes
    1. On an EasyJet flight (EJ has no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!" 2. On a particularly long flight with a...
  4. Gearbox trouble

    Dominator / FMX
    Hi all you Dominator owners. Been a lover of XLs for quite some time now and after having lots of fun with my XL600 lm I feel it's time to step up (or sideways) to a NX650. I've been offered a P reg with 16000 on the clock, tatty but all there. Here comes the prob, It jumps out of gear. Don't...
  5. Like old Times

    Jokes
    This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and...
  6. The Future is bright > Its a KTM !

    Other Bikes
    After much soul searching I decided it was time for a change. I lost count of the number of bikes Ive owned in the last 30 years a rough guess would be 70+. These started with a Fantic Cabbalero @ 14 to a 525exc as of today. 20 years of road-racing ment sky high loans along with some nice...
  7. Lover in the closet

    Jokes
    A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband then also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already...
  8. Cheap Chocolate Transalps

    Transalp
    Check them out here www.holzbike.de (or see pics) This is a babel fish translation of the sales patter. Here you find our complete assortment of unusual wood models. From the small Vesparoller to the attained full growth battle tank. And naturally our popular and beyond the borders admitted...
  9. Allow myself to introduce ...err myself

    Africa Twin
    Hi all. My name is Dylan and I'm a confirmed @ lover. Just back from 10 days in Spain with my buddy Matt, our first motorbike tour, which I enjoyed tremendously (for the most part). Headed straight to the fabulous Picos de Europa first. It was just like being in the Alps really. Very green...
  10. two line rymes

    Jokes
    For the more bitter an twisted amongst you... THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife- Marrying you screwed up my life. I see your face...
  11. WaaHoo!!!

    Chatter
    I've just Made 350 posts :D :D :D A significant number for an old Brit singles lover like me :wink: Next stop 500, then I'll aim for the twins. :D 8)
  12. anger management

    Jokes
    When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialled it. A man...
  13. Medical Records

    Jokes
    The following quotes were taken from actual medical records, as dictated by physicians. Allegedly. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. The pelvic exam will be...
  14. DOES AND DON'TS OF HOW TO SING THE BLUES

    Chatter
    Just nicked this from UKGSER who nicked it from someone else who nicked it from someone else...... by Lame Mango Washington (attributed to Memphis Earlene Gray with help from Uncle Plunky, revisions by Little Blind Patti D. and Dr. Stevie Franklin) 1. Most Blues begin, "Woke up this morning."...
  15. Things patients say

    Jokes
    These are apparently real transcripts of medical and nursing notes, some of them may make sense others you really need nto be in the business to get, I thought they were hysterical 1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient has left...
  16. six classic affairs

    Jokes
    Six Classic Affairs The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the...
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