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  1. Dr. Danger Mouse birthday greetings

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    AKA Doc Law Happy Birthday Ros xxxx
  2. 2001 CR 250 two-stroke @ ERZBERG 2008

    Competitions / Trials
    Hey there Honda trail riders, I am new to this forum, from what I understand that this is mainly a big bike site but I am seriously seeking help with my list of questions regarding set up for my 2001 HONDA CR 250 R – two stroke motocross bike for Erzberg. I previously posted these questions in...
  3. Apparently true, US police comments

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    These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country: 1. 'You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through.' 2. 'Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while.' 3. 'If you take your...
  4. Ligher fluid/Naptha for cleaning bulbs?

    Mechanical Advice
    Hoping you guys can help me out. I've finally managed to get a bit of free time to sort my headlights out (think i had them in upside down) and I want to clean the bulbs, but don't seem to be able to find any isopropyl/rubbing alcohol to clean them with as recommended. I've got a tin of naptha...
  5. Computer help

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    Is there any way to disable the auto scroll feature in IE7. Just installed this (got fed up of windows update telling me to do it), now when I turn my mouse wheel to go down a page a little, the ferking thing keeps scrolling for another 5 lines. It's driving me nuts.
  6. thanks for all the emails folks

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    Dear AllMy thanks to all those who have sent me emails this pastyear........I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat shit in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel witheveryenvelope that needs sealing.Also,I now have to scrub the top of every can I...
  7. Re: fun and good place

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    Re: fun and good place In the 70s I really wanted a snorkel coat. My mum eventually gave in and agreed to pay 50p a week on the Grattan catalogue. She rang them up and told me (a 7 year old) that they only had them in brown. I REALLY wanted a blue one. But I was desperate so asked her to order...
  8. Chilli Biker

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    A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, and he asks her, "What's the special of the day Chilli," she says, "but the biker next to you got the last bowl." The man says he'll just have coffee, and the waitress goes to fetch it...
  9. Monday thoughts...

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    AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the...
  10. Chilli...

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    A young cowboy walks into the town cafe. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asked the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind...
  11. Newfemale mouse

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    Female mouse READ BELOW BEFORE SCROLLING DOWN After years of research, scientists have discovered that Women do not like the standard mouse given away with PCs. The scientists found that there is not a physical reason for their aversion; it is more of a psychological problem. Some women...
  12. Old Trans Alp-Want to paint on cheap but which colour and how?

    Mechanical Advice
    I've got a '97 Transalp in black/grey. One panel missing which I've replaced with a litle purple number. I want to give it a wuick cheap face lift and was thinking about going the matt black route. Will a quick rub down after removing the stickers and a couple of coats of halfords matt black or...
  13. Panniers

    Africa Twin
    I'm really struggling with finding some panniers for my bike. eBay is empty and reading the lists of part numbers, bike models, racks, pabnnier types on line makes my head spin, I literally can't read them :confused: It's like looking at that green text in The Matrix. Is there such a thing as...
  14. Dogs Daily Diary

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    Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary 8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favourite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the...
  15. Prove Me Wrong!

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    A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with very low intelligence read their screen with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.
  16. Idioms for life.

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    1. A day without sunshine is like. . . night. 2. On the other hand, you have. . . different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last...
  17. Police Comments

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    These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car video recorders in the police cars around the country: #16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a...
  18. pilots v. engineers

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    Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humour. Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems, as submitted by QUANTAS pilots, and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers. P = The problem logged by the pilot. S = The solution and action...
  19. im turning into a gadget freak

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    :D done got me a lap top:cool: connected up me wireless network:cool: sorted all my email etc in the new puter:cool: if you had told me a couple of years ago i would be able to do things like this.i would have fell over laughing:D even got a wireless mouse for it...its wizzy:D i like these...
  20. Green AT - Hull/Beverley area

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    I keep seeing a bloke on a green, M reg, RD07 on Beverley Road in Hull hustling through the rush hour traffic. Is it anyone on the site? Coming back up the same road (urban dual carriageway) the other night in heavy traffic I'm playing cat and mouse with a guy on a CCM supermoto. We both...
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