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  1. Gelert Sleeping Pod sleeping bag

    Travel
    Anyone tried one of these sleeping bags? They really do look interesting, as I cannot abide Mummy bags, yet the Envelope do sacrifice performance for roominess, as I found out last night in Wiltshire!! Brrrrr :(
  2. Mummy

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    A mummy coated in chocolate & nuts has been found in Egypt-archaeologists think it might be Pharaoh Rochay. Ill get me coat
  3. Why can't some owners control their dogs?

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    http://news.sky.com/home/article/16154063 This story comes a week after my wife had to put herself between a dog and my three year old daughter. She got clawed and muddy for her trouble but my daughter was unscathed. The mid 40's dopey bitch of an owner was remarkably unconcerned apparently...
  4. London Olympics 2012

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    London (Stratford) will be hosting the Olympic Games in 2012. You may not know is that many of the famous events, which go to make up this spectacular event, are to be especially altered for 2012. A copy of these changes has been leaked, and is reproduced below: OPENING CEREMONY The flame will...
  5. Sleeping bag / Liner

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    I don't do much camping these days, As I have a nice warm caravan :sunny: But I do 1 or 2 short trips on the bike and the last twice i've been a tad cold at night. :( My sleeping bag is only a cheapish mummy type bag which is ok if the weather is good But I was thinking maybe a sleeping bag...
  6. Greetings

    I'd like to introduce myself....................
    Hi Everyone, As I have heard SO much about the forum and met some of the members I thought to join up and also thank all those supporting me with the Great Ormond Street Tattoo Challenge. Im daughter to Lord and Lady Vader.. actual names Natasha. I am fairly normal and the pretty member of the...
  7. top passenger

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    took daughter n°1 out on the tralp for the first time this evening:thumbright: Managed to get some top gear for her from someone on here (you know who you are...) a lid which is only one size too big her (:rolleyes:) & away we went. I'd put all 3 top boxes on so's she felt protected (she's...
  8. little ralphy

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    LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little Ralphy. He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.' The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I...
  9. two for one, bog off!

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    I bought a John Hopkins superbike replica helmet about a month ago, but it hasn't turned up yet....... RING.........RING.........."Hello!" "Hi Honey. This is Daddy. Is Mummy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But...
  10. Europe trip late July/early Auust 2009???

    Meet Ups / Rideouts
    Folks Just thought I'd open this matter for discussion in case anyone may be interested. So here's the plan (or the lack of a plan might be much more accurate!!).............. Each year since 2002 I have headed off to mainland Europe on my bike from my home in Northern Ireland...
  11. Anyone up for a europe trip late july/early august???

    Travel
    Folks Just thought I'd open this matter for discussion in case anyone may be interested. So here's the plan (or the lack of a plan might be much more accurate!!).............. Each year since 2002 I have headed off to mainland Europe on my bike from my home in Northern Ireland. Sometimes I'm...
  12. info needed on sleeping bags please

    Travel
    Hi can anyone suggest a decent inexpensive 2/3 season sleeping bag. Chris (my good lady) doesn't like the "mummy" type and the normal "envelope" ones I've seen seem to bulky when packed down. We have top box, only big enough to take 1 helmet, (thinking about putting a rack on top of it though)...
  13. Tesco sleeping bags??

    Travel
    I see that Tesco have some competitively priced down Mummy sleeping bags at present, anyone tried one and if so, are they any good? I am gobsmacked at the small pack size they fit into :)
  14. Definitive Camping Kit-List for 1 or 2 Bikes...

    Travel
    Hi all, Theres is some excellent advice for equipment and camping gear on this forum but I thought I'd amalgamate it into one list as me and the missus are off later in the year. I have posted it in the hope of helping others considering what to take when camping, and for your suggestions on...
  15. Army Surplus Sleeping Bags?

    Travel
    I've been getting withdrawl symptoms since my trip to Scotland last year, and I'm itching to get away camping somewhere on the bike this month or Feb. for a few days. My budget will be very limited with Christmas, Tax bills due (plus need to start saving for a trip to europe in spring), so...
  16. 14 simple tests, before you decide to have child

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    Nicked from another site and sorry if it's been up before. And yes I do love all my kids, but some of these tests I do wish I'd known about prior to conception!:thumbup: Test 1 - Preparation Women: To prepare for pregnancy:- 1. Put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag down the front. 2...
  17. so where are you in this list ?

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    what does your car say about you:D Acura NSX- I am impotent. Alfa Romeo - I’m looking for Beta Juliet. Aston Martin DB7 - I have sweaty feet, but still women like to suck my toes, I wonder why? Audi 90- I enjoy putting out engine fires. Audi TT - I love golf, but I love my car (with no...
  18. one liners

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    Why dwarfs laugh while they play the soccer? - Because the grass tickles their balls! - What is the difference between the tires Good Year and 365 used condoms? - 365 used condoms are VERY good year What Bill Gates' wife says him when they make love? - Bill, you are so MICRO, you are so SOFT...
  19. Should children witness childbirth????

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    Should children witness childbirth?Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.Very diligently, Kathleen did as she...
  20. Witnessing birth!

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    Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and...
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