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  1. Subscription renewal

    XRV site support & help
    I need to renew my subscription. I went to pay by pay pal and it offers to send the money to DaveS. Is dave still collecting subscriptions?
  2. when Bill Gates got too heaven

    Jokes
    When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house; a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court. Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying the amenities of Heaven. One day, he was enjoying one of Heaven's many fine parks, when he...
  3. Bad taste

    Jokes
    Bad Taste Jokes What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant? The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm... Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty scousers showed up. Never having seen anyone from Liverpool at heaven's door, Saint Peter said he would have to...
  4. Seat grip ideas?

    Transalp
    A pal has an AT with what looks like a strip of a different type of material along the middle of the seat. He doesnt know where it came from or what its called... Im looking for some kind of grip patch? for the TA seat. Something you could glue on maybe or staple in... Had a look around and...
  5. Applecross in September

    Ride Reports and Pictures
    Today the Mountie, me and a pal of the Mountie went for a little ride to Applecross. Luverly day, with persistent rain from home to the other side of Inverness (Achnasheen to be exact). The afternoon was fine, with the sun only occasionally obscured by rain and hail showers. When we got to the...
  6. Mightdomaybe - willshewon'tshe

    Transalp
    Well I don't know:confused: :rolleyes: Sue celebrated her success this morning at the Cheltenham DSA Test Centre with a 30mile + outing on the TA tonight:D . A pal called by on his 1980's Honda Nighthawk, I rolled out the 1986 VFR & Sue, aided by the low-seat led the way on the TA...
  7. Bad news, good news, really good news

    Jokes
    A bloke's wife goes missing while scuba diving on the Great Barrier Reef. The police send out a search party while the bloke spends a restless night wondering what could have happened to her. Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple of policemen, an old Sarge and...
  8. Light bulb

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    A chap out for a walk bumps into a pal, who has just one arm. "So, what are you up to?" says the man. "I'm going to change a light bulb," his pal replied. Slightly concerned, he asks: "Won't that be difficult, with just one arm?" "I shouldn't think so," his pal replied. "I've still got...
  9. K.I.S.S.

    Chatter
    Wee Jack is a big advocate of K.I.S.S. -(Keep It Simple Stupid). One of the reasons I opted for the Alp - simple technology for a simple wee guy. If the Alp blew a tailight bulb , Wee Jack would swing bye Halfords or the BP station on my way home, buy a new bulb, lift the seat, take oot the...
  10. Two prawns ...

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    Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea. One called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up...
  11. wonderfull wonderfull people

    Chatter
    i saddled up marmite this weekend and took me a wee ride down to sidmouth to see me ole pal slimie this weekend:cool: :cool: :cool: and would just like to say thanks to you simon, penny and the totally mental and hilarious lulu and lilly:laughing4: :laughing4: thanks for a great evening and yes...
  12. Nativity innit

    Jokes
    The Story of Baby Jesus (updated to help Chavs understand it) There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?). She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit? He does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref. One day Mary...
  13. Scouser jokes ...

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    ********************** A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the counter and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job". The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his...
  14. a few funnie's

    Jokes
    AN OLD AUSSIE JOKE An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, a Fosters, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get to know each other. At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she...
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