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OK, I know I should be able to work this out on my own, but I can't seem to find a way to edit my signature. There's no little edit pen thing. What am I doing wrong?

Hi, anyone know where to get paint pen for Varadero 2007, black. Found a chip off I would like to repair on the tank. Thanks.

hi im looking for a new set of tyres and tubes got a xr400. I found a large bit of flint stuck in my rear tyre put a hole size of a penny in it so had slow ride back from tescos lol didnt really notice that much of a difference. they were getting a bit low so i would like a new set i mainly ride...

As my Son has just passed out in the Army he has been dying to get out on his XR125 and wanted to do a “mission”. I was not looking forward too much to plodding about with a 125, but he has never ridden any distance so I thought, everybody has to start somewhere. We set off from home and went...

Hi all, Well after showing my DIY roadbook on the forum a couple of months ago I have decided to detail how I done it for less that £10. Firstly you need to purchase the aluminium box from Maplin, part number XB56 Chassis AC64 @£2.89 each. When you order this you need the knobs, also from...

A nurse walks into a bank. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat, says, "Well, that's great ... that's really great ... Some asshole's got my pen."

hi all, merry christmas, happy new year and all that, i got some pennies from santa and i want some engine/crash bars for my '07 varadero. who makes them and who does the best looking, easiest to fit and strongest?

Doc - "Hello. How can I help you?" Man - "I've got an orange willy doc." Doc - "What??" Man - "My willy - it's turned orange." Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up.... It seems it could be a sign of stress; do you suffer from stress?" Man - "Not really" Doc - "What about stress at...

High up in his penthouse suite the mad scientist worked feverishly to perfect his grand project; the human clone. Everything was going well but for one small detail: the clone cussed like a drunk sailor on shore leave. Nothing the scientist could do would stop the clone's abusive ranting...

Hello fellow @-ers, Ever since I bought my bike I had some strange braking problems. Whenever I would brake my lever would seize (I thinks that's the word, meaning it would not go any further) a little, and therefore brake only a little. When I would squeeze harder it would eventually shoot...

Pentagon GPS, useless and rude IMO. The sorry tale. Odered a Zumo las Friday, paid through Protx and had their confirmation that afternoon. As the Zumo hadn't arrived by Wednesday I emailed them - the 'phones aren't answered. Got a reply to say it had been sorted out but by Friday still no...

These parts: Are available much cheaper than over the Honda parts counter. I only found this out after paying Honda £££ for the 'genuine' :rolleyes: part. The Honda part is made by the same company as the ones my Dad grabbed out the back of his van and pays pennies for. The generic ones...

I was driving (needed the 4WD and trailer!) back home yesterday and was pondering the merits and also the downside of tiding a bike on your tod. There have been several posts here on using PMR and headsets to chat as you go along or to have an MP3 player on for some moosic. Yet for me, one of...

We have finally managed to get some quality decals manufactured and they are now for sale online in the forum shop HERE :thumb: :thumb: :wav: I know it took ages to get them, but I organised them in my spare time and have paid for them upfront, so until you lot start buying them, I am out...

Just a few pics from a quiet Sunday afternoon ride in the Welsh countryside around the Tywyn penninsular. :iconbiggrin: The seaside town of Aberdovey Looking down on the River Dovey The aptly named Happy Valley The view from the Roman road over Rhydcriw Craig Cwmllwyd The view...

When you count your pennies to buy a new bike, wouldnt you rather have a Kawa Versys than a TA? It isnt pretty but it's cheaper, with ABS, more power, better mpg etc etc. And what does Mabel mean in her signature - saying that you dont know how many people you affect till you're dead? I...

A farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster that he would sell. The other farmer says, "Yep, I've got this great rooster,named Kenny. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem." Well, Kenny the...

I have just got back from my local KTM dealer where I test rode a 990 Adventure. WOW - what a bike. PLUS points - fantastic engine, pulls really hard in any gear, sounds great, even thought it a lot taller than my TA the balance is fantastic, within a couple of minutes I was quite happy to stop...

http://practicaljokeonline.com/winner.html http://jokeonlineworld.com/gift.html Tuesday 22nd March - cold, snowing, misearble - I'm off to Lands End. Only 450 ish miles from Humberside Airport - be there for tea, says Pete. I'm on my trusty 1991 @, Pete's on a 96 Triumph Adventurer. True...

After my appointment with Altberg this morning at Richmond, I went for a stroll down by the river Swale, a chilly, slightly misty day but pleasant nevertheless. Richmond is a beautiful market town steeped in history set in fantastic surroundings. From Richmond, I set off to Hawes on the...