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Hi folks Looking at changing my oem screen for something that will reduce the wind noise at speed , mainly on motorways .Soon as I duck down everything goes nice and quiet, but I look a right pillock ! Any recommendations please ? Cheers :thumbup: Neil

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....... And the fuel gauge doesn't work. How much petrol is in it I said. Its done 160 on a tank so About 50 miles left he said. 15 miles later pop pop bang bang. No fuel. I reckon the pillock reset the trip 50 or so miles after filling up. Sent from my iPhone with a smile :)

some little gits tried to steal my bike recently! they damaged the ignition barrell so i replaced it and bits of other wiring they had damaged! i lobbed out all the old bits and was very proud of myself! until today when i got to the petrol station and realised I have thrown out the key to the...

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Yup my trusty old Transalp still amazes me! last week end I had a couple of days out with the usual gang here, the route went something like this Auxerre - N151 & N 977 - Nevers -N7 - Moulins -N7 & N9 - Gannat - Clermont Ferrand. This route is now mostly either dual carriageway...

I've decided that there are two qualities that one must rely on heavily as a motorcyclist: humour and humility. Especially when dealing with waterproofs. Basically, because it is hard not to look like a total pillock, fighting a losing battle with one's over-trousers, standing in the road...

Guess which idiot didn't put the stand down properly or possibly at all on his RD04 this morning. Guess which pillock then dumped it on it's side against the kerb outside his flat. For some reason I couldn't get an angle on it to pick it up myself and enlisted a nice passer-by to help pick it...

In a 30 zone doing 29 and approaching a 20 zone (school enterance). Merc SLK coming up behind fast squeezes past me without crossing white line, pillock! National speed limit sign comes up, he floors it, gone. Notice a white blurr in my wing mirror and pow bike cop passes me and realy takes off...

I thought i'd posted this once but I can't find itnow..., if i'm being stoopid then I'm sure someone will tell me...:thumbup: Billy was the son of a mate, member of the french bike forum http://motards-bourguignons.forumactif.com/forum.htm who died from mucoviscidosis (sp?) 4 years ago...

Just a quick hello to the forum. Haven't been here for ages due to rebuilding the house and the missus standing over me with an axe to get the work done. What started off in the summer as a major house redecoration of a 150 year old house has in fact turned out to be a major rebuilding...

Hi all, My speedo started to go a bit erratic today. I'm guessing the cable has come loose at one end after a particlularly vigorous de-salting. Can someone confirm for me it goes into the gearbox and if so can you get at it without dismantling the bike. I have nowhere to work on it until after...

. . . when you park the bike and go for a wander? More specifically, do you dump your lid(s) in the top box, fix them with the under-seat hooks, or lug them around with you? What about other stuff? My rides out have tended to be non-stop, or petrol stop only, until the last couple of years...

Like a pillock i bought the wrong screen for my @ :rolleyes: This is the smaller type to fit the newer fairing shape from 96 on Yours for £20 plus postage(what i paid for it) and i still need a 95 one! DOH :toothy7:

putting the engine back together today:cool: new piston rings the cams and tappets sorted every things going well:cool: on the front there is a little alli fitment that takes a water hose from the front cylender to the bottom of the engine .. i stick a new o ring in it then start to fit it ,, im...