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  1. Passing Strangers

    Africa Twin
    Anybody riding past the prison in Swansea today on a @T. Was on the way back home from Singleton when someone riding a @T waved too me going the opposite direction, (same colour scheme as my avatar). Just managed to wave back in time. Great to see another @T rider out and about in the area.
  2. Jacksons Doctor...

    Jokes
    Micheal jackson's doctor has already been invited to the prison boxing team. Apparently he has a feckin lethal jab ! Never pay again for live sex! | Hot girls doing naughty stuff for free! | Chat for free!
  3. Quiz show answers

    Jokes
    These make you so proud to be british.:D UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2) Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'? Contestant: Homosexuals. Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you. BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)...
  4. Plume of Feathers, Dartmoor 11-14 September 2008

    Past National Meets
    So, 40 tent pitches have been booked at the Plume of Feathers, Princetown, Dartmoor, for the Thursday 11 September to Sunday 14 September. More space may be booked if we get the numbers up. There are also bunk houses with their own shower and little kitchen areas and the pub does B&B. There is...
  5. School 1977 vs school 2007

    Jokes
    Many a true word is spoken in jest but……. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates. 2007 - Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of...
  6. Hi From New TA Owner

    Transalp
    Hi all I have just this week swapped my cbf600 (56 plate) for a transalp 55 plate. Oh what a jolly it is to ride, apart from trying to remember i cant see the world at a strange angle on roundabouts any more (trailwing rubber??):confused: My bikes are used every day for work (M4 to london) where...
  7. One liners

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    I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference...
  8. Review: Sam Manicom - Into Africa

    Travel
    Sam Manicom recently sent me his first book "Into Africa" to review and post my thoughts up on the forum. Sam was seeking out an opinion warts and all of his book. I've never read a travel book before of someone's adventure, despite the many recommendations on the site and the fact that I...
  9. Doble Motorcycles in Surrey

    Recommended Dealers/Service Providers/Campsites
    Dear All, I bought my new TA from Dobles in April 2007 (http://www.doble.co.uk/). I have since been back for my 1st service and also to fit my Honda centre stand and top box. They have been professional, patient, polite and extremely helpful every single time. I have dealt with all their...
  10. Be Strong

    Jokes
    A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of...
  11. we need guys like this over here

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    > > THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO, HE IS THE MARICOPA > COUNTY SHERIFF( ARIZONA ) AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER > AGAIN. > > These are some of the reasons why: > > Sheriff Joe Arpaio created the "tent city jail" to save Arizona from > spending tens of million of dollars...
  12. The International Council of Manhood Ltd

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    1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. 3: Any Man who brings a...
  13. Bit of an old one

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    Q: What have Gareth gates and Harold Shipman got in common? A: Neither of them can finish a sentence. Shipman's last meal was a curry. When asked afterwards if he enjoyed it, he replied that it was OK but he could've murdered a nan. They are going to make a film about Harold Shipman...
  14. escaped prisoner

    Jokes
    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and clothes and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes...
  15. to buy or not to buy...

    Africa Twin
    Good choice to ditch a sportsbike for a big trailie mate. Cos they're real world bikes, and of course you won't have to keep assuming that "first day in prison" riding position! :lol: The TDM is a very nice bike...but I think they suffer from not actually fitting into any particular category...
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