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  1. Dogs prayers

    Jokes
    Dear God, How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities? Dear God, When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story? Dear God, Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar...
  2. Elephant rally 2008 bis

    Ride Reports and Pictures
    Don't want to spoil Ians topic, but feel somehow to share some more pics of the 2008 rally .. Putting the tent was easy .... :) I was very glad to see Calum back again after last year's great rally ... This year he set off in the pooring rain in Scotland, and he was so happy to be in...
  3. Quiz show answers

    Jokes
    These make you so proud to be british.:D UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2) Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'? Contestant: Homosexuals. Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you. BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)...
  4. Motorcycles

    Jokes
    There once was a bear and a rabbit and they hated each other. The bear and rabbit then stumbled upon a magical talking tree. The tree said: "I will grant you 3 wishes a piece if you will stop fighting!" So the bear went first. "I wish all the bears in the forest are females." And all the bears...
  5. Fast response for AT

    Chatter
    Tony ( not his real name) a mate and fellow XRV rider, was just going up to bed, when he heard a noise in the garden. He looked out of the bedroom window and saw three hooded Scrotes trying to get his AT out of the shed! His first instinct was to rush down and batter the living crap out of them...
  6. Would you like to join us for...

    Meet Ups / Rideouts
    a ride on Sunday 29th of July I will have the day of for a change so deb and i decided to go for a ride. Few years back we found this little pub called "The Black Rabbit" in Arundel.Food was good and location lovely.If the rains should stop any time soon:rolleyes: we will go for a nice ride down...
  7. The Taxman

    Jokes
    I hope that there are no orficers of t' Revenue on the Forum. I wouldn't like to offend one now, would I? At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said:- "I notice you buy a...
  8. The afterlife

    Jokes
    A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact, "Mary. Mary." "Is that you, Fred?" "Yes, I've...
  9. Can anyone beat my Rabbit?

    Chatter
    OK, so I'm bored. Someone must be able to beat this!! (\_ _/) (='.'=) (') __ (')
  10. Rabbit

    Jokes
    The SAS, the Parachute Regiment and the Police decide to go on a survival weekend together to see who comes out on top. After some basic exercises the trainer tells them that their next objective is to go down into the woods and catch a rabbit, returning with it ready to skin and cook. Night...
  11. ageing disgracefully

    Jokes
    > A 70 yr. old nurse walks into a bank and prepares to endorse a check. > She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and > tries to write with it. She looks up at the teller, pauses for a > moment, then realizing her mistake, she says, "Well that's > great......just...
  12. Top Tips

    Chatter
    Here's some tips from one of the blokes at work that I know. He should write a book as he keeps coming out with them and they're soooo funny. 1. When in the safety of your own home, top your helmet up with fairy liquid, attach a straw to a can of Stella or Blackthorn and jump up and down a bit...
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