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  1. Folding gear and brake levers??

    Varadero
    Question 1... is it called lever or pedal when its the ones controlled by your feet?? Question 2... Can anyone tell me where to get foldable levers/pedals for the Vara. Cant find any when searching the web.
  2. Bump staring an AT

    Africa Twin
    Bump Starting that is...... I've never needed to bumpstart the beast but I've tried it a couple of times to see how easy/hard it was. I found it impossible. I once rolled down a hill with it and tried but also no luck. One day I might have to. Has anyone done this successfully?
  3. transalp exhaust

    Transalp
    hello to one and all. This is my first post i found this site while i was looking for a replacement exhaust for my bike.I saw one of the members of this site has an arrow dakar exhaust and i have not seen anything else i like. I would be happy to get this exhaust for my bike.The only issue i...
  4. Be nice to NURSES!

    Jokes
    This is NOT from personal experience either!!! When you're hospitalized, it pays to be nice to your nurse, even when you're feeling miserable. A bossy businessman learned the hard way after ordering his nurses around as if they were his employees. But the head nurse stood up to him. One...
  5. Ken finally says he won't let bikes in London bus lanes

    Chatter
    If you want to be able to use London bus lanes, you need to vote for Boris... http://www.politics.co.uk/press-releases/bmf-bullish-boris-backs-bmf-on-bus-lanes-$1207792.htm Ken seems to have decided that cyclist votes are worth more than motorcyclist votes? From MAG...
  6. bed time

    Jokes
    One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he...
  7. second crash in a week

    Transalp
    Having bent my right hand motech crashbar out and painted it, all was looking well 'till I decided to go to kings lynn, the fog just dropped on me like a stone, the tree branches turned white and patches of road became slippery, on a dark, 30mph corner the rear tire gave up and I was on the...
  8. Poetry contest

    Jokes
    The National Poetry Contest had come down to semi-finals between a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were both given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was “Timbuktu” First to recite his poem...
  9. Poetry in the USA

    Jokes
    The National Poetry Contest had come down to semi-finals between a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were both given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was “Timbuktu” First to recite his poem...
  10. wheelie hints/tips

    Dominator / FMX
    i have a dominator,had it about 3 months now,and am now getting used to the hefty weight of it,i just cant seem to wheelie her very far,i started off in first gear,giving it a bit of clutch and she popped up no problems,but would obviously scream after a couple of metres,after a while im now in...
  11. Atheist

    Jokes
    An Atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees"! "What powerful rivers"! "What beautiful animals"! He said to himself.. As he was walking alongside the river,he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot Grizzly Bear charged towards him. He...
  12. 500kw Cable Hoist

    Discounts / Deals
    For anyone who's interested Aldi special offers for 31st January includes a 500kw Cable hoist. Here's the link Lift heavy work pieces and materials with greater ease and safety. Superb quality Electric Hoist with maximum lifting capacity of 250kg Remote lifting control switch for...
  13. Morocco trip January 08

    Ride Reports and Pictures
    I had been planning this solo trip to follow a few of the Moroccan stages of the Dakar shortly after arriving back home from a supported trip with www.Moto Morocco last September. That was my first visit to Morocco and i enjoyed it so much that i couldn't wait to go back. The Dakar seemed like...
  14. Mods for trials riding

    XR
    I took the XR400 on the Exeter long distance trial last weekend. All the off road sections were hill climbs which I was doing slowly in 2nd. However on a couple of occasions I rolled off for a sharp corner and the loss of speed combined with the gradient meant that the bike started to bog as...
  15. Bit religious

    Jokes
    Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours...
  16. New Transalp Review (full article)

    Transalp
    This is an article printed in a mag.. Sshh.. The Transalp has long been a star in Honda's constellation, but will the eagerly awaited incarnation shine as bright? It's been 20 years since the Transalp first hit our shores, and to celebrate it passing that two-decade milestone, Honda has...
  17. Oz - Goodbye Sally,A dirt virgin and hello santa claus

    Ride Reports and Pictures
    Just back from a hoot of a trip and though I'd share it with you, hope you enjoy. I left Sydney bright and early on the trusty AT750, it was great to be back on the road, almost 2 months since my last ride, musn't leave it that long in the future, even the motoray transport was OK. I was heading...
  18. Air traffic control

    Jokes
    Sure these have been posted somewhere Apparently true conversations: Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!" Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!" Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees." TWA 2341: "We are at...
  19. Officially an AWB!

    Chatter
    Well, the car just rolled off down the road for the last time :D All Weather Biker now! So...what's better - heated grips or muffs? :3some:
  20. Actual medical quotes

    Jokes
    apparently all true :D By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared. She has had no...
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