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  1. Osama Message

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    Copied from the Thumper Club site: After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," on TV, Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single...
  2. Tool Guide

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    And old one but good none the less....... TOOL GUIDE Right tool for the job..... AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a power station 200 miles away and transforms it into compressed air that travels by hose to a pneumatic impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last...
  3. THE CHEAP WAY DOWN (a bit) PART 1

    Ride Reports and Pictures
    The Cheap way down Part 1 I had taken the dog out for a walk on boxing day and thought how great it would be to go for a ride with the roads being empty but I couldn’t even do that since I had sold my Africa Twin a month ago thinking that I wouldn’t be doing much riding over the winter and it...
  4. WWII Trivia

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    You might enjoy this from Col D. G. Swinford, USMC, Ret and history buff. You would really have to dig deep to get this kind of ringside seat to history: 1. The first German serviceman killed in WW II was killed by the Japanese (China, 1937), the first American serviceman killed was...
  5. one/several? for you medical types

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    Is there a doctor in the House.................. 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her under- wear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs...
  6. Hit & Run (Wednesday 26-09-07)

    Chatter
    Got knocked off my @ on wednesday 08:50 hrs by a 10 ton lorry, Driver did'nt stop, but a young lad noted the registration of the lorry & gave it to the Ambulance man who then passed it on to the police before putting me in the ambulance (the lad did not hang around to give his name & address...
  7. A hobby ...

    Jokes
    A man needs a hobby, so Enoch decides to go to the newsagent and get find one. He walks into the newsagent and picking a magazine at random leaves with the latest copy of "Tractor Monthly". As it happens this turns out to be just the thing he needed, and before long Enoch becomes quite the...
  8. Ok kids, it's music quiz time!

    Chatter
    That's right! It's NAME THAT BAND! OR ARTIST!!! 270 pictures of classics, legends, one-hit-wonders and odds n'sods(some just plain odd). Ignore the pervasive ad rubbish and just click on the download tab that says "CLICK HERE TO START DOWNLOAD" (yes I was on MasterMind. Special subject: The...
  9. Right tool for the right job......

    Jokes
    I think I've posted this before but as I was pissing myself again earlier when I read it I thought I'd post again... :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: TOOL GUIDE Right tool for the job..... AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a power station 200 miles away and transforms it into...
  10. Brisk bimble post-Boxing day

    Ride Reports and Pictures
    John Taylor and I met up this morning for a couple of hours to clear some of that Christmas lethargy out of our systems. He lives nearby so we headed off about 7.30ish straight out of London along the A2, stopping at Cobham to look at a map (why, I have no idea as we got lost almost...
  11. swapping 2 wheels for 4 legs...

    Chatter
    I know quite a few people in here have muts and were looking at taken our new mut abroad ( 'Timber the Rally Raid pouch'... yes watch out for the blog spot!... :roll: ) when i cover some of the euro rounds of both WRC and off-road. Has anyone any experience with this government 'pet passport'...
  12. TOOLS AND THEIR USES

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    DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it against that freshly-stained heirloom piece you were drying. WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and...
  13. Latest Pics doing the office rounds...

    Jokes
    Can't quite make out what bike the dude's on in the first pic. A new Chinese import?
  14. Dakar 2007

    Meet Ups / Rideouts
    Seams to be a lot of interest with Rideouts at the minute so it accured to me that some people may be interested in attending the start and european leg of the 2007 Dakar in January 2007. Raidxtreme (well Indigo5 my business) has been working at running several summer rideouts to the european...
  15. Tools

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    HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive parts not far from the object we are trying to hit. MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door from...
  16. mondays thoughts

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    The secret code After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message...
  17. Helmets and Screens

    Chatter
    Great day out yesterday on the welsh run but my head feels like it's gone 8 rounds in the ring, (boxing ring!!) so I'm thinking about changing my helmet for a flip up type, (none of that removing helmet at awkward petrol stations bo*%ox) Chatting to Mr & Mrs Mabel yesterday thumbs up for...
  18. Workshop Tools

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    HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer is nowadays used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive parts not far from the object we are trying to hit. STANLEY KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works...
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