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  1. For Sale: Transalp 650/700 Folding Gear Lever

    For Sale / Wanted
    Originally intended for a CR85, I re-profiled this slightly to suit the Transalp - the CR85 gearlever doesn't protrude outwards enough on a Transalp to change gear in comfort. £11 posted.
  2. Smilies...

    Chatter
    Just out of interest, we, the parish, used to have a whole lot of "rude" smilies. Do we still? My internet doesn't let me post any, too slow I think. Could we do a role call of the rude ones in this thread? (Or is this post to silly, even for here?) :)
  3. brit humour

    Jokes
    The train was quite crowded, so a US Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed middle-aged French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?' The French woman just sniffed and said to no-one in...
  4. for the BM web site

    Jokes
    A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words...
  5. Welcome to the CRF Forum

    CRF - New Forum!
    As the CRF is in the current model range it would be rude not to have it on the list. So discuss away and plenty of pics please. But don't get too carried away as otherwise I'll need to buy one! :thumbright::thumbright::thumbright:
  6. apologies if you are french

    Jokes
    The train was packed, and the U. S. Marine Walked the entire length looking for a seat, but a well-dressed, Middle-aged, French woman's poodle took the Only seat remaining. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular...
  7. Hey Guys and Girls,listen up

    Chatter
    Just wanted to say Thank you To DaveS,Stormforce,Anette and all the Mods.You are all doing a brilliant job:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::D I joined this site 2 years ago and had nothing but laughs,help and fun on here. The way this site has grown(i think we had 750 members or so when i joined) and...
  8. NWS... Very Rude... DO NOT OPEN!!!

    Jokes
    Pervs.... :rolleyes: TITLE.... Be Very Carefull What You Buy Off EBAY!!! I Ordered a Blow Up Doll.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . This is what I Got . . . . . . . . . . . .
  9. Pork Crackling

    Chatter
    Mr M has been very considerate tonight. He put a huge joint of pork in the oven at 6pm and prepared the crackling just right. Unfortunately there is a missing person in west wales and it is his turn to go search with mountain rescue so me....................... I am left with loads of...
  10. NWS - Bit Rude - But heck I liked it...

    Jokes
    A young lady is walking past a pet shop when she notices a sign in the window - "Clitoris Licking Frog - £50" Naturally she walks in and enquires to the young man behind the counter, "Can I See the Clitoris Licking Frog?" "Bonjour" he replies... :rolleyes:
  11. Rude... Adlut Only

    Jokes
    Little Timmy walks into his mum and dads bedroom to find them having sex…. He stands there speechless, :hmph: Dad just laughs at him and throws a pillow at him , shouting “Go on Timmy, get out” Soon after that Dad hears a lot of noise coming from Timmy’s room and enters to see Timmy...
  12. A Non-Recommendation...

    Recommended Dealers/Service Providers/Campsites
    Pentagon GPS, useless and rude IMO. The sorry tale. Odered a Zumo las Friday, paid through Protx and had their confirmation that afternoon. As the Zumo hadn't arrived by Wednesday I emailed them - the 'phones aren't answered. Got a reply to say it had been sorted out but by Friday still no...
  13. XRV site new style ! - LINK NWS

    Jokes
    not sure if this will work.....be warned lots of rude words but very funny......our own XRV site, porn style ! http://www.pornolize.com/pornolize4?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.xrv.org.uk&submit=Translate oh and if you want to try another site in it....the link is here...
  14. Not rude dog joke

    Jokes
    Dog goes to send a telegram. "I'd like to send a telegram. It must say woof woof woof. woof woof woof. woof woof woof." The clerk says: "You can have ten words for the same price, you may as well throw in an extra woof". Dog looks puzzled and says: "But then it would make no sense."
  15. Bit Rude but WTF They made me Laff :o)

    Jokes
    Moderator!!! Moderator!! :rolleyes:
  16. Another big weekend...

    Varadero
    ...adding another 600+ miles to the beast. What a machine, I love it! :cool: Long Motorway blat up to Ashby on Friday night, then straight out on the lash. Up Saturday morning feeling extremely healthy, some medicinal coffee and bacon sangers then off up the twisties to The Cat & Fiddle between...
  17. May have been on b4.....

    Jokes
    Fourteen Things That It Took Me Over 40 Years To Learn 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.:pottytrain3: 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full...
  18. 2007 Le Mans 24 Heures du Moto

    Great Roads/Routes
    Me and some pals are thinking of a trip to Le Mans for the 2007 bike race. http://www.lemans.org/24heuresmoto/live/pages/accueil_fr.html So I'm currently looking into a good route. As we live in Scotland we'll be getting the Rosyth - Zeebrugge ferry (unless we do a million miles through the...
  19. Road rage

    Chatter
    This morning some arrogant fool undertook me whilst I was nearly starting to pass a truck and then forced me to brake hard because he swung into the lane I was in. If I hadn't, then he would have hit the nose of my car. Did he think he was clever? Did he think that putting his own life at risk...
  20. The Man Show

    Jokes
    This is a show from across the pond, the first few vids are of a kid asking inappropriate questions and generally being rude to people. Girl Scout Cookies The Man Show Kid selling girl scout cookies. This kid is always hilarious. http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=131 Man Show...
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