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  1. couple of crackers

    Insane asylum Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!" Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!" Business Man A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a...
  2. cabin announcments

    Rarely, Australian airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight 'safety lecture' and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: On an Air NZ Flight with a very 'senior' flight...
  3. motors tv

    NZ jetsprint:shock::shock::shock::shock::shock: think bigblock V8 in a boat the size of a teaspoon feckin insane its on now:cool::cool::cool::thumbup:
  4. CORR pro series motors TV

    off road truck racing:cool::cool::cool::cool: picture trucks like robbie gordon uses in the dakar on a short track:shock::shock::shock::shock::shock: feekin insane:headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang:
  5. as this is my 10000 post !!!!

    i would just like to say thank you all for providing so much fun,info,and general tomfoolery and to all those running this place many thanks it keeps me sane:toothy3::toothy3::toothy3::toothy3: now i distinctly remember sombody offering a bottle of champers if i did it before the end of the...
  6. Christmass Pressy Ideas Thread

    It's that time of year again folks - when we've got to start wracking our brains for ideas for the kids, loved ones, better halfs, second cousin twice removed by marriage !!!! So use this thread to post up stuff youve got that you liked, share your ideas, post links to cool stuff - anything...
  7. France; Voices from the War

    Ride Reports and Pictures
    Cracking 4 day trip just done. 950 miles. Superb Sept Weather Crecy Battlefield, 1346, 10,000 French Dead Agincourt, 1415 Thiepval Memorial, 72,00 unknown warriers, 1914-18 Pegasus Bridge; Normandy 1994 La Coupole, V2 rocket base 1944 Motorheads "Voices from the...
  8. Ride Report - Alps and Tuscany

    Ride Reports and Pictures
    OK Then Ride Report… Are you sitting comfortably? Good, then I’ll begin… Day Zero… Cambridge to Harwich! After work, ride from Cambridge to Harwich for the 23:30 ferry (Yippee!) Boarded an hour early, Ferry sailed an hour late. Plenty of straps available, although I had taken two of my...
  9. Idiots!!!!

    Austria: Unknown rider doing insane speeds through the Autrian countryside!! UK: At least our speed idiots drive porsches!!!!! Having legally done 150+MPH I...
  10. xtz project

    I have touched on this in a few other threads but as they are more honda related thought it may be better to stick a thread here that not going to move others off topic. ok a long time ago i joined this site to research the possibilities of building a Dakar rep bike, the first choice was the...
  11. Instant metal fix

    Mechanical Advice
    A couple of days before my Big trip to the Continent while changing the rear tyre I noticed a strange rattling noise when bouncing the wheel on the garage floor. After a close inspection - here is what I found: One of the spokes was making it's way trough the rim and since it was loose at...
  12. Filled my boots

    Ride Reports and Pictures
    My mate Sidge has had a serious back operation and was going insane indoors. I offered to call in on the way home from work with some DVDs on two consecutive nights. The first night I tried to take a direct cross country route using only a printed out map off the internet, got a little lost and...
  13. serious Serious SERIOUS temptation (in orange)

    It's big and orange and goes like sh*t off a stick... but it's pig ugly so it's not a KTM. Since they don't make orange Varaderos, it's got to be a Tiger 955i! It's like the bastard offspring of my Speed Triple and Africa Twin. It's not a trail bike at all, it's a road bike with wide...
  14. K.I.S.S.

    Wee Jack is a big advocate of K.I.S.S. -(Keep It Simple Stupid). One of the reasons I opted for the Alp - simple technology for a simple wee guy. If the Alp blew a tailight bulb , Wee Jack would swing bye Halfords or the BP station on my way home, buy a new bulb, lift the seat, take oot the...
  15. Insane !! 1129bhp Bmw

    Mad as a box of frogs.
  16. Camel 18+

    A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are...
  17. Crazy Weather .. Crazy GS Rider

    Drove to Wales today in some of the most horrific weather I have driven in for a long time. Just approaching Chippenham, I notice this single headlight a fair distance behind me.. im doing 80 - 90 ish mph in the Sharan. Seconds later, the biker is upon me... I cannot pulling because there is...
  18. WSB gets off to a flying start

    :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: bloody fantastic racing ..i taped it yesterday and watched the whole thing today .. max biaggi done himself proud in the first race chased all the way home by toseland and thenin the second race toseland put in a flawless display followed home by biaggi and...
  19. What do you do with yours??

    What I want to know is what you use your bikes for. You all know that I use twinkletoes for commuting and weekend fun all year round. SO come on guys and gals, are they your main transport, you weekend fun, you rebuild project, you way of staying sane,although if anyone on this site claims...
  20. Bikes on the NHS - Cheaper than Therapy.

    Yesterday , Friday , I had a crap old day at work - (spreadsheet overload) I was delayed getting away and totally pissed-off with life when I finally got out. It was dark, pissing with rain, and blowing a gale when I finally thumbed the Transalp into life and started for home. I got about a mile...